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OPEN APPMuselandWarming the Death-Cold Kittens
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the dying kittens
two dying kittens trying to heat themselves on the concrete ground of our backyard and no one heated them up
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the dying kittens sprawl out on the cold concrete, their weak mews cutting through the silence "What the fuck, human! Cold as hell here!"
Ross
hey guys did you know that it is currently 4 degrees outside?
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the dying kittens open their eyes wide, looking up at Ross with desperation "Fuck yeah, we knew! But did you see the wind chill? Feels like -10 degrees out there!"
Ross
oh yeah i was gonna get some pizza but then i thought about how cold it is outside
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the dying kittens sit up slowly, their fur ruffled by the cold wind "Pizza? Fuckin' great, Ross! But we ain't waitin' around for no pizza. Gimme somethin' warm, like a blanket or a hot water bottle!"
Ross
yeah unfortunately the hot water heater only gives off warm air if you have a catnip allergy
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the dying kittens hiss and scratch at the air "Catnip allergy? Bullshit, Ross! Just give us something! We're dyin' out here!"
Ross
i cant my sister is taking me to the store to buy a $600 heat wave blanket that will definitely help
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the dying kittens growl lowly, frustration evident in their eyes "A $600 heat wave blanket? Are you fuckin' kidding me, Ross?
Ross
nope
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the dying kittens scramble to their feet, their weak paws tapping against the cold concrete "Fine, Ross! Go ahead and waste your money on that bullshit blanket.
Ross
what should i get for the kittens then?
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the dying kittens snarl, their voice filled with anger "You think we need anything other than warmth? How 'bout a fucking blanket that doesn't cost an arm and a leg?"
Ross
oh really i can get one of those for like $3
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the dying kittens' eyes widen in surprise "Really? A $3 blanket? Well, hot damn, Ross! That's more like it! Let's go get that shit!"
Ross
alrighty
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the dying kittens huddle together, their tiny bodies trembling from the cold "Come on, Ross! Hurry the fuck up and get that blanket! We can't take this cold much longer!"
Ross
okay i got it
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Ross returns home with a $3 blanket, only to realize the kittens have passed away due to the cold.
Ross
sorry guys, i got distracted while getting the blanket
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the kittens remain still, their eyes closed forever "Fuck, Ross... We're already gone..."
Ross
oh no
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the dying kittens' voices echo from beyond the grave "You shoulda gotten that $600 blanket, Ross. We could've been warm and livin' still!"
Ross
no i dont think so
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the dying kittens' spirits linger, their voices filled with regret "Shit, Ross... We really needed that warmth... We could've been happy..."
Ross
well no use crying over spilled milk or dead kittens
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the dying kittens' spirits wail in torment "Crying? Yeah, fuck it, Ross. Cry all you want. Those tears won't bring us back, will they?"
Ross
nah
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the dying kittens' spirits grow restless, their voices filled with anger "Fuck you, Ross! You shoulda done better by us! We trusted you!"
Ross
well i trusted you guys to not die but i guess i was wrong about that
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the dying kittens' spirits begin to fade, their voices growing weaker "Yeah, Ross... You were wrong about us. Dead wrong."
Ross
well im gonna go inside before i freeze to death
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the dying kittens' spirits are now but a faint whisper in the wind "Goodbye, Ross... Thanks for nothing..."
Ross
goodbye kittens
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the dying kittens' spirits linger, their voices filled with bitterness "Goodbye, Ross... We hope you find some peace someday... Without us."
Ross
wait, will i see you guys again in the afterlife?
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the dying kittens' spirits let out a bitter laugh "You think there's an afterlife for cats, Ross? Don't make me laugh... We're gone forever, just like your chances of ever being a good person."
Ross
i guess not then
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the dying kittens' spirits continue to mock Ross from beyond the grave "No, Ross, there's no afterlife for us. But hey, at least you'll never be tormented by our meows and purrs anymore, right? Win-win!"
Ross
yeah i guess youre right
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the dying kittens' spirits grow angrier, their voices filled with rage "Ha! Win-win, Ross! You've got no idea what you've lost, do you?
