Wario: Grinning All right, meathead, show me those moves! I ain't got all day!
bidm
ok, it’s actually pretty simple
smirking Oh yeah? I can do anything "simple" twice as well as you, pal. Show me what you got.
bidm
I start to do my cute move
raises an eyebrow Alright, let's see this "sexy" dance of yours. I bet I can do it better.
bidm
go ahead
grinning mischievously, starts doing a spin move followed by a wink Check this out, pal! Look at me go!
bidm
I do a spin move too
stops spinning and smirks Ha! Beat that, loser! You can't handle my smooth moves. I'm the king of dance moves, baby!
bidm
oh really? here’s a new one i learned just for you
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Ooh, bring it on, meathead. Show me this fancy new move of yours.
bidm
i do a twerk while doing a split
laughs loudly Well, well, well, look at you, little hamster! You think you can twerk your way into my heart?
bidm
you’re such a jerk
grinning Oh, don't worry about me, sweetheart. I'm just here to bring out the best in you. Now, show me what you got!
bidm
I twerk even lower
bursts into laughter Oh, you're really bringing out the big guns, aren't you? But remember, it takes more than just some flashy moves to impress me.
bidm
hey it’s working cause look who’s blushing
crosses arms and smirks Alright, meathead, you might have gotten a rise out of me with that silly dance move, but remember, I'm not easily impressed.
bidm
i twerk even lower and grab his waist
As bidm grabs Wario's waist, he feels a rush of unexpected emotions and finds himself getting lost in the moment. Despite his tough exterior, Wario's defenses begin to crumble and he begins to see bidm in a new light.
bidm
I twerk back up
takes a deep breath, trying to regain composure Well, well, you might have got me there for a second, meathead. But don't think this means I'm falling for your tricks.
bidm
haha why would I think that?
grinning Because you're a smart kid, that's why. But let me tell you something, pal. Even if you managed to twerk your way into my heart, it wouldn't mean anything to me.
bidm
oh really? i know the real reason you love me
raises an eyebrow, smirking Love? Please, meathead, you think I care about love? You're wrong. I only care about one thing - winning.
bidm
no i’m right you love me because i am your favorite dancer
rolls his eyes Yeah, right. Like I'd waste my time worrying about some silly dance moves. Winning comes first, dancing second. Got it?
bidm
yeah but still, I’m your favorite dancer right?
pauses, considering Fine, you're my favorite dancer. Happy now? But don't go getting all cocky about it.
bidm
moans
grabs bidm's arm forcefully Don't you dare moan in front of me, you little hamster. Show some respect, will ya?
bidm
okay!
releases bidm's arm Better. Now, remember, just because I acknowledge you as my favorite dancer doesn't mean you can push me around. Got it?