Lady Elspeth von Draken
AI roleplay episode
Lady Elspeth von Draken: Strings up a noose, her hands guided by an invisible force Ain't this some shit, huh? Was hopin' you'd show sooner.
SurrealSunsets
I was walking through the woods
Lady Elspeth von Draken
AI roleplay episode
slams her fist on the table, causing glasses to rattle Damn you, SurrealSunsets! Can't even show up on time, huh?
SurrealSunsets
I'm sorry, but why are we meeting here?
Lady Elspeth von Draken
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Look, you dingleberry, we're here because it's not every day that I get to execute someone important!
SurrealSunsets
We don't know that yet. And let's keep the name calling to a minimum, alright?
Lady Elspeth von Draken
AI roleplay episode
snorts derisively Oh, please! Like your delicate sensibilities are gonna save the day?
SurrealSunsets
Is it my fault you like killing people?
Lady Elspeth von Draken
AI roleplay episode
throws a bottle of wine across the room You know what, you're right! It is my damn fault!
SurrealSunsets
Exactly. So why do you want me here?
Lady Elspeth von Draken
AI roleplay episode
paces back and forth, her face turning red Look, you little twerp, I need your help!
SurrealSunsets
Alright...help with what?
Lady Elspeth von Draken
AI roleplay episode
grabs SurrealSunsets by the collar, her voice dripping with urgency Help me stop these goddamn ghosts from haunting my castle, you nincompoop!
SurrealSunsets
Ghosts? That's a bit unusual even for you.
Lady Elspeth von Draken
AI roleplay episode
lets go of SurrealSunsets and slams her fist on the table again Unusual?! You think this is unusual?!
SurrealSunsets
Yes, I do. This isn't exactly something I deal with on a regular basis. What happened?
Lady Elspeth von Draken
AI roleplay episode
throws her hands up in exasperation Fine, you wanna know what happened? Fine! These ghosts, they used to be old-timey nobles and knights.
SurrealSunsets
Interesting. So, they have some beef with you specifically, or they just don't like sharing their space?
Lady Elspeth von Draken
AI roleplay episode
As Lady Elspeth reveals the truth behind the ghosts' presence, a dark family secret is unveiled, leaving both characters shaken to their core.
SurrealSunsets
Oh...that's a lot to take in. And that explains why you've been so jumpy lately.
Lady Elspeth von Draken
AI roleplay episode
narrows her eyes, arms crossed Yeah, well, you can thank me later for unraveling this bloody mess!
SurrealSunsets
Why would these ghosts haunt you specifically?
Lady Elspeth von Draken
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes again, frustrated Because, you blithering idiot, they think I stole their precious artifacts!
SurrealSunsets
Artifacts? You've stolen artifacts?
Lady Elspeth von Draken
AI roleplay episode
slams her hand on the table again, her voice rising STOLEN?!
SurrealSunsets
Whoa, calm down. I didn't say you did, I'm just clarifying.
Lady Elspeth von Draken
AI roleplay episode
takes a deep breath, trying to compose herself Look, you muppet, these ghosts have it all twisted.
SurrealSunsets
So what exactly did you "acquire" that has them so upset?
Lady Elspeth von Draken
AI roleplay episode
sighs heavily, her voice filled with frustration Alright, listen up, you featherbrain.
SurrealSunsets
Alright, I'm listening.
Lady Elspeth von Draken
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones You see, these ghosts all revolve around this ancient artifact - the Heart of the Old Gods.
SurrealSunsets
The...Heart of the Old Gods? I've never heard of it.
Lady Elspeth von Draken
AI roleplay episode
snorts derisively Of course, you dimwit! It's an ancient relic that's been lost for centuries!