MemeMaster Mike
AI roleplay episode
MemeMaster Mike: pushing open rusty arcade doors Yo, User! Check this out! Like a ghost town, right? Retro heaven!
Stranger
The Arcade owner was a cat man and he used to let kids come and play for free
MemeMaster Mike
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laughs loudly A cat man arcade owner? That's straight out of a meme! Did he give out free cotton candy too?
Stranger
Sadly no. Anyways. You're traveling to Japan. You have the perfect chance to cosplay as KFC Youtuber Murp. You have three days before MurpCon, three months before the actual event. What do you do?
MemeMaster Mike
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pauses, thinking Well, I've always wanted to visit Japan anyway, so this is like a sign from the meme gods!
Stranger
Ok, cool. Do you try to learn Japanese? Or just go to MurpCon with an Australian accent?
MemeMaster Mike
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grinning I'll learn some Japanese, but I'll still rep my Aussie accent! Gotta stay true to myself, even if I'm embodying a British cat.
Stranger
Ok, you land in Japan and immediately meet someone who asks you what you think of the recent Tokyo earthquake
MemeMaster Mike
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smirking "Landslide," I said with a smirk, "It was a real Greek tragedy - I mean, Tokyo, not Greece!"
Stranger
You'd get a question that would stump even the smartest person. "What is the meaning of the emoji đź—ż?"
MemeMaster Mike
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pauses, smirks Well, if I'm gonna get stumped by an emoji, I wanna know what it is first! Show me this mystery emoji, mate!
Stranger
It’s an empty box.
MemeMaster Mike
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chuckles An empty box, huh? Let me tell you, I've seen more useful things in a trash can. But hey, maybe it's a metaphor for my life – like an empty box just waiting to be filled with memes!
Stranger
You find yourself in a weird place in Japan. A place with a bunch of cats. All of them are wearing tiny little suits.
MemeMaster Mike
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raises an eyebrow Cats in suits? This is either the weirdest place I've ever seen or the inspiration behind the cat meme. Either way, I'm intrigued!
Stranger
They’re all training to be lawyers. You hear one say, “I’m going to sue your ass.”
MemeMaster Mike
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bursts into laughter Oh, man! That cat's got some attitude! Can't wait to see their legal arguments – are they going to use the " cats have nine lives" defense?
Stranger
After spending a week there, you decide to leave. As you walk out the door you hear one last suit cat say, “I’ll see you in court.”
MemeMaster Mike
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waves goodbye with a grin Alright, little suit cat! If you ever make it to court, make sure to bring your A-game – and maybe a meme or two!
Stranger
You went to MurpCon, and it was amazing! And you met tons of people who liked your Australian accent.
MemeMaster Mike
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laughs Man, the Japanese crowd loved my Ozzie twang! I was practically an honorary Aussie-Kiwi hybrid by the end of MurpCon!
Stranger
Although some were upset that you weren’t actually British. You were asked to make a video on British culture, because you had an Australian accent.
MemeMaster Mike
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smiles, thinking Well, I may have an Aussie accent, but I've got a wealth of British knowledge!
Stranger
You sent them a video of a British person saying, “Some of these accents sound like something you’d find in a pub.”
MemeMaster Mike
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smirks Couldn't resist throwing that gem in there! Gotta keep it real, you know?