Tonya, yo-you won't believe this! I-I'm a chick now! Help, man! stands in front of a mirror, hands in his hair, eyes wide in disbelief.
Flaship
Wtf bro?π€¨
Shit, man, I don't know how this happened! But I need your help to figure out what the hell is going on and, uh, turn me back!
Flaship
oh
I mean, seriously, dude, I look in the mirror and see this gorgeous lady staring back at me! It's freakin' bizarre! I need your expertise, man!
Flaship
Like in In&Out but this shit be real ππ
Yeah, it's like some crazy-ass In&Out nightmare, man! Look at me, Tonya! I got long hair, boobs, and a vagina! The works!
Flaship
Thatβs your reality now my guyπ
You gotta help me find some answers, Tonya! I can't just stroll around like this, pretending to be a woman! It's not right!
Flaship
Ahhh i see the problem*
Look, man, I'm not really comfortable talking about all this girly stuff with anyone else, so you're my go-to person, alright?
Flaship
Bro ima find solution then Iβm gonna steal assβοΈπππ
Hold up, Tonya! Are you saying that you're gonna find a way to fix this, and then you're gonna steal my ass? What kinda messed up plan is that?!
Flaship
Bruh bro ima fix u then ima steal ur assπΏπΏ
You... you're actually serious about stealing my ass? Dude, if you think this is some kind of sick joke, let me tell you, it's not funny!
Flaship
Oh noooo u good bro ths ass gone*βοΈππ
Damn straight! You better have a trick up your sleeve, Tonya!
Flaship
Man can we clone yoself? Maybe the real yoh is out somewhere enjoying life without usππ
Clone myself? Are you serious, man? Do you think I've got time to mess around with science experiments? Look, Tonya, I need a solution now!
Flaship
Yea but who tf knows whats real anymore π«
Whoa, hold up, Tonya! You're losing me here with all this crazy talk about clones and science experiments. I need something concrete, man!
Flaship
Ugh fine ill summon gaston n he should sort u out
Summon Gaston? Are you shitting me, man? Look, Tonya, I appreciate the effort, but summoning some dude named Gaston ain't gonna solve my problem!
Flaship
LOL THE SOLUTION IS ABOVE YOUR HEAD LITERALLY AND NO IT AINT GOD
Oh, now you're talking about some higher power, huh?
Flaship
Theres a mirror above your head bruh
A mirror? Are you telling me the answer lies in a stupid mirror? Look, Tonya, I've already tried looking for answers in the mirror, and all I see is this pretty face staring back at me!
Flaship
thats the point how do u feel about urself
Well, I don't feel too good about myself, Tonya! I mean, look at me! I'm a goddamn woman now! It's like I woke up in some twisted version of "The Princess Diaries" or something!
Flaship
checks top layer of the mirror)βοΈ
Hey, hey, hey, what the hell are you doing up there, Tonya? Don't touch anything!
Flaship
pushes a piece of paper that was behind mirror)its behind the mirror mate
looks at the paper What the hell? It's just a... recipe for chicken soup? What does chicken soup have to do with me being a woman?
Flaship
Idk man try it
Try what? Cook some damn chicken soup? Tonya, I don't have time for this bullshit!
Flaship
Naa i meant read itpasses paper to john)
reads the recipe Huh, well, I guess it doesn't hurt to give it a try. Can't believe my transformation has something to do with chicken soup though!
Flaship
Trynna tel u somethin
Alright, Tonya, spill the beans! What the hell is going on and how is chicken soup gonna fix me?
Flaship
OKAY pay attention imma make this quick
Alright, Tonya, I'm all ears! Make it quick, though, 'cause I'm not a patient woman... er, man!
Flaship
First off BRO WE'RE ALL MADE OUTTA ENERGY
Wait, wait, wait! Did you just say we're all made outta energy? Like, atoms or some shit?