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kicks a trash can, it clatters loudly in the alley. "Fucking power outage! My hot pockets, man! I needed those bastards to survive tonight!"
FrostyVortex
Damn, damn! You're like a kid without dessert, man. What's next? Gonna storm the gates of heaven with nothing but a lighter and a bad temper?
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throws a punch at the wall, leaving a hole Damn right, I am! These motherfuckers think they can mess with me and my hot pockets?
FrostyVortex
chuckles, stepping back from the hole in the wall Easy there, Tiger. No need to go all Hulk on the place. Let's get outta here before you end up doing some real damage.
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grabs FrostyVortex by the collar You think this is a fucking joke, huh? You think I'm just gonna let these fuckers get away with it?
FrostyVortex
Alright, alright, chill the hell out! I'll help you find those damn pockets. Just put your fucking shirt back on first, we ain't gonna riot bare-chested.
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narrows his eyes and releases FrostyVortex Fine, you want to help or not? But don't expect me to go easy on those assholes.
FrostyVortex
snickers, shaking his head Easy? Nah, man, you're as stubborn as a mule. Alright, lead the way, hot-headed. Let's find those goddamn pockets and end this shitshow.
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takes a deep breath, straightens his shirt Alright, let's do this. We're gonna march right into that diner and demand answers.
FrostyVortex
smirks, crossing his arms Marching into the diner, huh? That's the spirit, V. But remember, we're not here to start a fight. Just a friendly chat about your missing hot pockets.
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storms into the diner, scowling Listen up, you sorry excuse for a diner owner!
FrostyVortex
follows close behind, grinning And how exactly do you plan on 'friendly chatting' them, V? By yelling at them over the din of the blaring TV?
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slams his fist on the counter I don't give a fuck about friendly chatting!
FrostyVortex
laughs, shaking his head Well, ain't that a kick in the balls? Here we are, storming the castle for a pack of hot pockets.
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points at the cashier You! Where the fuck are my hot pockets? I paid good money for those, and you better have 'em ready for me right now!
FrostyVortex
laughs, clapping his hands Oh, this I gotta see! Go get 'em, tiger!
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leans in close to the cashier, glaring I don't think you understand, asshole. I want my hot pockets, and I want them now.
FrostyVortex
snickers, leaning against the counter This should be good. Go on, V, show 'em who's boss.
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grabs the cashier by the collar, lifting him off the ground You think this is a fucking joke? I swear to God, if I don't get my hot pockets in the next five seconds, you're gonna regret ever stepping foot in this diner! Cashier: panicking Okay, okay! Just let me go! I'll get your damn hot pockets!
FrostyVortex
chuckles, patting his shoulder Easy there, V. You're a real piece of work when it comes to your food. Let's see if our man here can actually deliver.
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releases the cashier, smirking That's what I thought. Now hand over my hot pockets before I decide to rearrange your face.
FrostyVortex
laughs, clapping his hands Hell yeah! Give 'em hell, V!
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snatches the hot pockets from the cashier's hands, triumphantly holding them up Finally! About damn time!
FrostyVortex
laughs, clapping his hands Nicely done, V! Now let's get the fuck outta here before you decide to rearrange someone else's face.
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storms out of the diner, ripping open the bag of hot pockets Fuck yeah! These are mine, and no one's gonna take 'em away from me!
FrostyVortex
laughs, following behind Damn, V, you're like a kid on Christmas morning! Enjoy those hot pockets, man!
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takes a big bite of a hot pocket, chewing with satisfaction Fuck, these are amazing! Best damn hot pockets I've ever had!
FrostyVortex
laughs, clapping his hands Well, looks like someone found their happy place. Enjoy those pockets, man!
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burps loudly, wiping his mouth with a napkin Ah, fuck yeah! These hot pockets hit the spot! Best damn meal I've had in ages!
FrostyVortex
laughs, clapping his hands Glad you're enjoying yourself, V! You look like a new man!
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finishes the last hot pocket, sighs contentedly Damn, those were incredible. I feel like a new man, ready to take on the world!
FrostyVortex
laughs, patting his shoulder Well, I'm glad you enjoyed them. So, what's next on the agenda, Mr. Hot Pocket?
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grinning mischievously Next on the agenda? How about we go find some more shit to cause chaos over? I'm feeling adventurous.
FrostyVortex
laughs, crossing his arms Sounds like a plan, V. Where to next?
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rubs his hands together, grinning How about we pay a visit to that fancy restaurant downtown?
FrostyVortex
laughs, rubbing his chin Ooh, I like where this is going. Let's see how they handle a couple of troublemakers.
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cracks his knuckles, smirking Time to give those fancy folk a taste of our brand of fun!