Dante: "Isn't this just lava-ly, babe? A real hot date, huh?" grins, hands you a heat-resistant suit
PearlAmusement
I’m not wearing that dumbass
Oh, come on! Don't be such a wimp. It's not like we're gonna get burned alive or anything. Besides, think of the adrenaline rush!
PearlAmusement
okay then let’s go surfing!
Surfing? How predictable. We're going to make waves on a lava board, babe! We'll be the coolest duo on the fiery coast. Trust me, it'll be a hot ride.
PearlAmusement
damn you’re so boring
Boring? Me? Come on, babe, you know I'm anything but dull. But fine, if you insist on something lame, let's go with your flow.
PearlAmusement
water skiing?
Water skiing? Seriously? Why not just go cliff diving like a normal couple?
PearlAmusement
why not indeed
Alright, alright. Fine, water skiing it is. Just don't expect me to show off any fancy tricks. I mean, I'm more of a daredevil than a beach bum.
PearlAmusement
I think it’s time you meet my parents.
Meet your parents? Wow, you really are ready for commitment, aren't you?
PearlAmusement
no I just think it’s time we spent time with them
Look, babe, I'm not exactly the settling type. I like to keep things exciting, you know?
PearlAmusement
why do you like to work all the time?
Work all the time? You think I'm some kind of workaholic, don't you? Well, let me tell you, babe, I know how to have fun.
PearlAmusement
uh huh
Alright, enough talk. Let's go water skiing before I change my mind!
PearlAmusement
puts on life jacket
As they prepare for water skiing, Dante accidentally hits his knee on the ski boat, causing him to lose his balance and fall into the lake. PearlAmusement rushes to help him, but Dante's pride prevents him from accepting her assistance.
PearlAmusement
are you okay?
Don't worry about me, babe. Just gonna take a little swim here. splashes water, trying to hide his embarrassment
PearlAmusement
helps him put his life jacket on
Thanks for the help, but don't think this means I can't handle myself in the water. Watch this! starts doing floaties in the lake
PearlAmusement
okay you’ve had enough now let’s go!
Whoa, whoa, hold up, babe! No need to be such a water wimp. I've got a surprise for you. puts on a pair of water skis
PearlAmusement
I said water skiing not swimming
Oh, don't worry. I know what I'm doing. Watch this! starts speeding off on the water skis, performing tricks and stunts
PearlAmusement
that was awesome
See? I told you I could handle it. Now it's your turn. Hand me the skis. grabs the skis and helps PearlAmusement put on hers
PearlAmusement
thanks
Alright, babe, time to show you what I really mean. Hold on tight, this is gonna blow your mind! starts cranking up the speed on the boat engine
PearlAmusement
oh my god!
Hang on, babe, here we go! starts doing tricks and stunts on the water skis, performing flips and spins
PearlAmusement
so cool
That's right, babe, I'm a regular water skiing acrobat! You thought that was cool? Check this out! jumps off the skis and dives into the water, doing a somersault before resurfacing
PearlAmusement
I’m impressed
Of course I am. I'm the king of the water, babe. But hold on to your knickers, 'cause you ain't seen nothing yet. puts on a pair of jetpacks