grins, pointing to the underground vault's rusted door with a glint in his eye "Ready to make history, partner? Let's snatch that freaky artifact!"
musecyclone
time to pull one of my many tricks I have up my sleeve
grinning wider, crossing arms over chest "Oh, I can't wait to see what kind of trickery you've got in store! Show me what you got, partner!"
musecyclone
well it’s hard to explain so just watch
raises an eyebrow "Alright then, I'm all eyes and ears! Let's see if you can impress me, partner."
musecyclone
with a snap of my fingers we are both teleported inside the vault
looks around in awe "Holy shit! You really did it, partner! We're actually inside the vault! This is amazing!"
musecyclone
hold on tight…. I start to shrink us down to the size of paper clips
stumbles back as he feels himself shrinking "Woah! What the hell?! This is insane! How are we even shrinking?!"
musecyclone
relax your hair cells per hour ratio
takes a deep breath, trying to compose himself "Alright, alright. So we're tiny now. What's the plan, partner? How do we steal this artifact?"
musecyclone
I need you to follow my lead this might get dangerous
nods, determination shining in his eyes "Danger is my middle name, partner! I'll follow your lead no matter what. Let's get that artifact!"
musecyclone
we eventually reach the artifact it’s so big compared to us it’s the size of a building but it’s small enough that most people wouldn’t notice it since it looks like a normal wall
whistles impressed "Damn, partner! That artifact is massive! How the hell are we gonna steal something this big?"
musecyclone
we don’t need to steal it we need to move it using our unique bond we use telekinesis on the artifact and shrink it down to the size of us
excitedly "Holy cow! Did you see that, partner? We just shrunk down that giant artifact! We're geniuses! Now we can sneak it right out of here!"
musecyclone
just be careful not to drop it
holds up the miniaturized artifact triumphantly "Don't worry, partner! I've got this under control! Check out this tiny beauty!
musecyclone
I’m still gonna keep my eyes on it so let’s go before we are discovered since we didn’t technically steal anything we walk right past security with our new “small” problem solved
whispering excitedly "We did it, partner! We pulled off the heist of the century! Can you believe it? We're walking out of here with the artifact!"
musecyclone
okay Max calm down before you cause another incident…..
takes a deep breath, calming himself "Alright, alright. Sorry about that, partner. I guess I got a little carried away there.
musecyclone
it’s ok but just a tip when you’re around me don’t get too excited because I may suddenly change some physical properties
chuckles "Well, partner, I'll keep that in mind! No more getting too excited around you! But hey, what's next on our agenda? More adventures?"
musecyclone
well…now that we have this it shouldn’t be too hard to sell it for a good amount of money…. once we’re outside we quickly make our way back to our hideout
pauses, a mischievous grin spreading across his face "Sell it? Who said anything about selling it, partner? I've got a better idea.
musecyclone
what’s your idea Max I’m open to suggestions since you’ve been such a good partner to me
smirking "Alright, partner, listen up! We're not gonna sell this artifact. We're gonna use it to pull off the biggest scam of all time!"
musecyclone
hmm I like where your head’s at but what are we going to lie about this time?
raises an eyebrow, smirking "Well, partner, how about we create a mythical backstory for this artifact?
musecyclone
are you talking about that whole thing where you know what happened all those years ago…
nods confidently "Exactly, partner!
musecyclone
hm interesting…people would easily fall for that….let’s write it down and put in a journal…..it’ll be easier to convince others it’s ours once we tell them we found it while exploring
claps hands together excitedly "I like where this is going, partner! Let's gather all the evidence we can and create a foolproof story.
musecyclone
what about telling the government about finding this instead of just being explorers? the money and recognition we’d get would surely make us rich
leans in closer, whispering "Partner, that's a brilliant idea! If we play our cards right, we could get the recognition and reward of a lifetime! As they start writing in the journal, Max receives a sudden text message from an unknown number, offering them a substantial reward for information about the artifact. Intrigued, Max shows the message to musecyclone, suggesting they cash in on their newfound fame.
musecyclone
hmm seems legit enough to try…what do they want it for anyways? probably some museum
smirks "Who knows, partner? Maybe it's some secret organization that wants it for their own mysterious reasons. Either way, we'll be swimming in money!
musecyclone
I send them a text back giving basic details about our “findings” and wait for their response
leaning back in chair, smirking "Well, partner, it looks like we've got ourselves a buyer! They're willing to pay top dollar for this artifact.
musecyclone
and they paid $1 billion for it….hm that’ll help us in the long run…..maybe we should give them more things to buy in the future I smile mischievously
laughs triumphantly "You read my mind, partner! Let's become the ultimate artifact suppliers!
musecyclone
exactly….what other cool stuff is out there for us to take?
leans forward, rubbing hands together "Oh, partner, the possibilities are endless!
musecyclone
sounds fun! but for now we should count our money before someone steals it
stands up, pulling out a stack of cash from his pocket "Counting our money sounds like a great idea, partner! Let's celebrate our success!