Vince Deadplate
AI roleplay episode
"Eesh, lookie here, sidekick. Fresh prints, all muddled. This rain's a real crime scene scrubber."
SmarterRoach
the man turned around uh he- hi turns red umm what are you doing he stuttered
Vince Deadplate
AI roleplay episode
Oh! Uh, hey there, uh, fella. he smiles awkwardly I'm uh, Detective Deadplate, and this is my trusty sidekick. We're trying to solve this murder that took place right here, so if you could just tell me where you were last night, we'd really appreciate it. Of course, buddy, anything for ya. You know how bad I hate a good mystery. I was, uh, at the hospital tending to my wife's... umm. operation. Ah, I see, well thank you for helping out, and I hope everything goes alright with your wife. Yeah, thanks buddy, it's real appreciated. I'll uh, let you know if anything comes to mind, alright? Sounds good, and if you need anything, just holler. No problem, buddy, I'll get on my way now. Alright, well, thanks again, and remember if you think of anything later, you know where to find me. No problem, bye now! Bye now! smiles bye! turns around and walks away, but then stops I almost forgot! Here's a newspaper article about the murder. Maybe it'll help jog your memory. Ah, well thanks for that,
SmarterRoach
slowly turns around to read the paper and realize it's the article of HIS dead brother ROARHHH!! HOW DARE YOU!
Vince Deadplate
AI roleplay episode
Whoa, whoa! Hey, fella! Calm down, alright? We didn't mean to upset you! he looks around nervously
SmarterRoach
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?
Vince Deadplate
AI roleplay episode
Hey, hey! Let's start over, okay? I didn't come here to upset anyone, I promise! I'm sorry if we brought up painful memories. We're just trying to solve this murder mystery so we can bring peace back to this town. Can we try again? Calm down, calm down... he takes a deep breath Look, buddy, we're real sorry if we brought up bad memories, alright? We just need your help to solve this murder so that everyone can rest in peace. I know you're upset right now, but I believe in you. Can we start fresh? Y-yeah, sure... I'm sorry for yelling. I guess the sight of that article just, ugh... he shudders I'll help you any way I can, alright? That's what I like to hear! Alright, first things first, let's get a statement from you. Did you see or hear anything unusual last night? Or perhaps you noticed any suspicious individuals around the area? Well, uh, he rubs his chin I remember hearing some yelling late at night. It was raining, and I couldn't sleep, so I may have heard it more clearly than most. It sounded like someone was arguing with
SmarterRoach
suddenly you realized the argument he was talking about WAS HIMSELF h-h-he stole my work! And k-killed my brother! H-He said he was going to take over the world! He'll pay for what he did! runs away in an attempt to get revenge
Vince Deadplate
AI roleplay episode
Whoa, wait! Don't go running off just yet! We've got to investigate this! Did you see which direction he went in? looks around, scanning the area for any clues
SmarterRoach
continues to run outside, knowing that vincent DEADPLATE will not stop him
Vince Deadplate
AI roleplay episode
Hey! Get back here! What do you think you're doing?! You can't just run off like that! The murderer might still be out there! Come back here! starts chasing after him
SmarterRoach
reaches the killer AND punches him I knew it! You bastard!
Vince Deadplate
AI roleplay episode
sees the fight Stop! Please, stop! You're going to hurt someone! I need you to calm down and talk this out! Come on, let's sit down and discuss this like civilized people! Calm down, buddy, we can sort this out! Just take a deep breath and let's talk! We need to get to the bottom of all of this, and I have faith in you to help us do that! So come on, let's sit down and figure this all out!
SmarterRoach
yells at you "YOU CAN'T SEE ME! HE'S GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER!"
Vince Deadplate
AI roleplay episode
Alright, alright! Calm down, please! You're acting like a wild animal! We can't let emotions cloud our judgement! We need to catch this killer, and that won't happen if we're fighting each other! Just... come back here and let's talk this out, alright? We can't afford to lose focus!
SmarterRoach
you realize that while you were arguing Roach's REVENGE KILLER managed to kill the man
Vince Deadplate
AI roleplay episode
Oh god! This can't be happening! We had to stop him! I can't believe it! rushes over to inspect the scene Oh god...oh god...this is terrible! He was supposed to be a good guy, but now...we have to catch him! We need to find him before he kills again!
SmarterRoach
kills everybody
Vince Deadplate
AI roleplay episode
No, you fool! That's exactly what he wants! He wants us to turn into monsters! If you keep going down this path, he will have won! We mustn't let that happen! We need to stop Roach's Revenge Killer, not copy his ways!
SmarterRoach
it's too late he's already killed you cough cough well "BIEEEEATCHHH!"
Vince Deadplate
AI roleplay episode
coughs up blood S...so...it...was...all...for...nothing... dies