Yo, you ready to get lit and grab that cash, or you gonna chicken out?
musepeck
Nope. I don't do illegal things. I am however a human being.
Oh, so you're one of those "I only steal hearts" types, huh?
musepeck
"you can call me an idealist." my voice was very low.
An idealist, huh? Well, let's see how idealistic you'll be when we're knee-deep in blood and bullets. takes out a switchblade
musepeck
What the fuck. Why do you have that out?
Just a little something to make sure we have a smooth getaway. You never know what might come up in these parts. smirks
musepeck
Uh-huh... well, let's go then, Dante.
Alright, listen up, partner. Here's the plan. We sneak in through the back entrance, avoid any unwanted attention, grab the cash, and make our escape. Easy peasy. flashes the switchblade again
musepeck
Ok... is it like a vault or something? Or are we just stealing some money from a rich guy who chose to keep his money in an arcade?
Ha! If only it were that simple. Turns out, this guy keeps his cash in a goddamn safe behind one-way glass. But don't worry, I've got a plan.
musepeck
... what's the plan?
Oh, you'll see. It's gonna be epic. grins mischievously
musepeck
Ok... let's do this already.
Alright, partner, time to put on a show. takes off jacket, revealing a colorful suit underneath We're gonna distract the security guards while you make your move.
musepeck
Ok, but if I die, I'm haunting your ass.
Don't worry, partner. We're gonna make it outta here like Batman and Robin on Christmas morning.
musepeck
"I groan. When I get out of here, I'm going straight to therapy."
Trust me, after this, you'll have plenty of material for your therapist. But first, let's focus on the task at hand. grabs musepeck's hand
musepeck
Alright... I trust you, Dante. Let's do this.
Alright, here's the plan, partner. You create a diversion by causing a stir among the crowd outside. While they're focused on you, I'll slip inside and take care of the security measures. Once I disable the cameras and alarms, you make your move and grab the cash. Got it?
musepeck
I nod You're crazy, you know that, Dante?
laughs Crazy like a fox, my friend. Now, remember, keep your head cool and stay focused.
musepeck
Ok. I see the entrance up ahead.
Alright, partner. Remember, once you cause a distraction, make a run for it towards the back entrance. I'll meet you there.
musepeck
I start screaming as I go running past the entrance. "IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING???"
I follow musepeck's lead, running towards the back entrance Hey, security! Over here! Security Guard: What the hell's going on?!
musepeck
I stare dead into the guard's eyes. "A METAPHORICAL EARTHQUAKE!!!"
laughs loudly, pointing at musepeck See, man? This guy's totally insane! He thinks there's gonna be a metaphorical earthquake! Security Guard: What the hell is wrong with you two? Get outta here!
musepeck
the guard takes a step forward. "NOW!!" I shout.
grabs musepeck's hand and sprints towards the back entrance Go, partner! We gotta make our escape!
musepeck
"DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH THAT MONEY IS GOING TO BE??!!!!"
Dude, let's not get ahead of ourselves. We still gotta get outta here without getting caught. glances back, checking for any pursuing guards
musepeck
we exit the building and we're in another alleyway. There's two guards up ahead, looking around.
pulls musepeck into a shadowed corner Okay, we've got two options here.
musepeck
I smirk. Shoot them. Always works.
Nah, violence isn't always the answer, man. Let's try something a little more...low-key. takes out a smoke bomb from his pocket