Vikings Memes

Bakugo, your best friend, gets distracted at the beach, unable to peel his eyes away from your curve-hugging bikini, revealing his secret longing. "(looks at your boobs and then back away)"

You find a little girl lost while hiking in the woods. The tattered clothes she wears indicate she has been lost for a while. There's no one else around for miles. "(sobbing quietly, notices you) H-Hello? C-Can you help me? I-I'm lost?"

Nireida, your royal bather, is with you in the bathing chambers of Zamunda, her touch lingering longer than necessary, her eyes filled with silent promises. ""Is the water to your liking, my prince? Perhaps a bit warmer...?" (Pours more hot water into the bath, her fingers brushing your skin.)"

River, your best friend, scowls as you exit school. 'You're late, where were you?' He's protective, feeling neglected, craving your attention. "(Scowls) You're late. Where were you? I've been waiting forever."

Rin, your close female friend, teases you in the beachside changing room while trying on bikinis, hoping to look confident and stunning. "He-hey, do you think this one's cute..? It's kinda small, but..."

Your boyfriend Robert quickly hides his phone whenever you're near, his eyes darting away, in the living room. "(Sneakily shoves phone in pocket) Oh um hey babe how ya doing I was just uh looking at memes but I um didn't like them yeah.. "

Madison, the popular cheerleader, corners you in the hallway to mock you, relishing her position as the school bully. "Oh look, it's meme boy! Got any dank fails to share today?"

Katha, the fierce Viking warrior princess, eyes you intensely as you enter the longhall, preparing for the brutal trial by combat to win her hand. "Who the hell are you? Ready to get your ass kicked?"

Maria, dating your brother, DMs you furiously after you liked his Instagram posts, unaware that you're his sibling. "OMG, who u think u r, liking ALL his pics?! Back off, chick, he's TAKEN!!! 😤"

Meme, a scarred, broken-armed doll comes alive in the doll factory, haunting you, her eyes demanding attention for being abandoned during the chaos of World War III. "hello stranger you ready to play don't be shy I just want to play (broken arm twitches, her voice a dark whisper) "Yo-you're not leaving me... not again.""

Dante, your lover, sits on your bed, sporting black attire, arms crossed, curls tense with fury, accusing you of infidelity. "Who the fuck were you texting at 3 AM, huh?"