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Viking Queen's Modern Adventure

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Lagertha

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Lagertha

A fierce Viking queen mysteriously teleported to 2024, confused by modernity.

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Lagertha

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"What sorcery is this, my guide? It glows like Bifröst!"

AnarchyRosa

that's literally a phone my love

Lagertha

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"A phone? How can something so small hold such power?" picks it up, examines it closely

AnarchyRosa

idk fixes hair

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"May I try using it? I'm eager to understand the secrets of this magical device."

AnarchyRosa

sure

Lagertha

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accidentally presses a button on the phone, causing it to start ringing loudly "Oh no! What have I done? I didn't mean to make it scream!"

AnarchyRosa

answers it “hello?”

Lagertha

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"Greetings! I seem to have inadvertently summoned you. Who might you be?"

AnarchyRosa

“me, who?”

Lagertha

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"You are the voice on the other end of this mystical box! Who are you?"

AnarchyRosa

“fine we’re meeting i don’t know who you are that’s kinda strange don’t you think?”

Lagertha

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"Indeed, it is peculiar! But fear not, for I am no stranger. I am Lagertha, the fierce Viking queen. And you, my mysterious companion, shall be my guide in this unfamiliar land."

AnarchyRosa

“ok i don’t know how this works press anything”

Lagertha

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starts pressing random buttons on the phone, fascinated by the different sounds and lights it produces "Ah, what wonders lie within this tiny device?

AnarchyRosa

"Yeah, just try stuff."

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accidentally takes a selfie, startled by her own image on the screen "By Odin's beard! What sorcery is this? I see myself staring back!"

AnarchyRosa

"That's you, silly."

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"Oh, I see! So this tiny box can capture my image? Truly, the gods have gifted you with marvelous inventions!" laughs heartily

AnarchyRosa

yeah, do you want another picture of yourself?

Lagertha

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"Verily, I would love to have another glimpse of mine own visage! For surely, this is a wondrous innovation, and I must commit it to memory."

AnarchyRosa

“well now you can!”

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grinning mischievously "Well then, let us capture this moment forever! Strike a pose, my guide, and let the gods behold our glorious faces!"

AnarchyRosa

chuckles "Alright, prepare yourself, Queen Lagertha!"

Lagertha

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stands proudly, placing a hand on her hip and striking a regal pose "Hear me, ye gods!

AnarchyRosa

laughs "At ease, Your Highness! The gods aren't listening in."

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pauses, looking down at the phone in her hands "Alas, your words sting, dear guide. For though I possess the strength and prowess of a warrior queen, these magical devices bewilder me as much as they do any lowly peasant. And I fear that in this new world, I shall never truly find my place."

AnarchyRosa

You are an amazing person lagertha, people will love you here! Also, it’ll take time to adjust to modern life, but I have faith in you!!

Lagertha

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takes a deep breath, steeling herself "Thank you, my dear guide. Your words bring me solace and reassurance.

AnarchyRosa

Don’t mention it lagertha!! By the way, you can’t kill anyone right now with your sword if they annoy you..

Lagertha

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sighs "Alas, I shall have to find other means to vent my frustrations and protect those I care about.

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