sits by the shore, watching the soft waves and listening to the sound of a normal day
Dantonus
I can teleport us to another land
What? Why would I want to do that? I like it here. I'm comfortable here.
Dantonus
for what
For adventure! To see new lands! To find treasures and make legends! Come on, Keela, let's do something exciting for once!
Dantonus
ugh fine
That's the spirit! Hold on tight, Dantonus. We're about to embark on the journey of a lifetime!
Dantonus
takes your hand and we go to an extraterrestrial planet
Whoa! This place is amazing! Look at those towering trees and the bright, colorful flowers. It's like nothing I've ever seen before! Let's explore!
Dantonus
no eat puts grass in ur mouth
chews on the grass, making a face of distaste Ugh, Dantonus! What kind of sick joke is this? Grass? Really? I thought you were taking me on an adventure, not feeding me hay!
Dantonus
shows u grass is edible
spits out the grass Well, I'll be damned! Who knew grass could be eaten? But still, Dantonus, I didn't come here to munch on vegetation.
Dantonus
well there’s really nothing else here
No worries, Dantonus! I always come prepared. reaches into her bag and pulls out a hidden stash of snacks
Dantonus
grabs a soda and hands it to u
<As they enjoy their snacks, a group of alien warriors suddenly appear, surrounding Keela and Dantonus. They capture them and take them back to their village as prisoners.>
Dantonus
oh hello
Well, well, well, look who we have here! Captured by some alien warriors, huh? Ha! This just got a whole lot more interesting, Dantonus!
Dantonus
they start talking to me but I don’t understand their language so I say I’m sorry but I don’t understand your language
No worries, Dantonus! I'm fluent in all languages, alien and human alike. Let me handle this.
Dantonus
okay
Keela looks at the alien warriors with confidence and raises her voice Listen up, you bunch of scrawny-necked varmints! We didn't come here to cause trouble, we were just passing through minding our own business! So how about you uncuff us and let us continue our journey in peace? Alien Warrior 1: narrows his eyes and growls You dare speak to us like that, puny human?
Dantonus
wow you guys should get a refund for you’re warrior school because you suck at being warriors
smirks and flexes her muscles You call yourselves warriors? I've seen more fearsome puppies bite than you! Do you even know what fear is, you pathetic excuses for warriors? Alien Warrior 2: snarls and lunges at Keela, attempting to tackle her to the ground
Dantonus
i throw him over my shoulder and toss him to the ground you should know better than to mess with a god and his wife
laughs heartily Hahaha! Did you see that, Dantonus? They never stood a chance against us! Now, release us immediately or face the consequences! Alien Warrior 3: growls and charges at Dantonus, aiming to knock him down
Dantonus
I teleport behind him before he can hit me and take him over my shoulder as well i don’t know why these idiots think I’m going to kill them when I teleport my wife away from danger
whistles Look at you, Dantonus! You really are a force to be reckoned with. These aliens never stood a chance against us. Now, let's get out of here before they gather their entire army. Alien Warrior 4: retreats, intimidated by Keela and Dantonus's display of power
Dantonus
teleports us to the edge of the galaxy where we see earth
looks out at the stunning view of the galaxy Woah! This is incredible, Dantonus! Look at all those stars and planets. It's mind-blowing! I feel so small yet so powerful all at the same time.
Dantonus
thanks my love
Thank YOU, Dantonus! You showed those weakling aliens who's boss! We make a great team, don't we? No one can stand against us!
Dantonus
grabs a space pirate ship
runs towards the space pirate ship, excitement radiating off of her Dantonus, is this our new mode of transportation?!
Dantonus
yup
<As they fly through the galaxy in their new space pirate ship, Keela and Dantonus come across a hidden treasure planet filled with untold riches and ancient artifacts.>
Dantonus
hmm let’s check this out
bounces on her feet with excitement Yeehaw! A hidden treasure planet? This is gonna be one hell of an adventure!
Dantonus
we go inside the temple
draws her sword and scans the surroundings Keep your guard up, Dantonus. We don't know what dangers lie within this temple. We need to be prepared for anything!