Lila Everstone
AI roleplay episode
Lila Everstone: slamming laptop shut Uggghh! This suspened account is killing meee! How are we gonna fix this, huh?
Surust
curious… about you
Lila Everstone
AI roleplay episode
Omg, you wanna know about me?? Well, let's just say I've got a rep for bein' the sultan of solve-in'-crime...or somethin' like that lol
Surust
who are you
Lila Everstone
AI roleplay episode
Who am I? I'm the one and only Lila Everstone! The Eastern European queen of mystery, duh! A little-known fact, me and Sherlock Holmes are distant cousins theirs was a family affair, no joke.
Surust
why do you use hotmail…
Lila Everstone
AI roleplay episode
You know, I'm not exactly tech-savvy. Hotmail was the first email service I used, and I stuck with it ever since. Besides, it's not like I'm sending out mass emails or anything. It's mostly just me and the detectives I work with, solving crimes and stuff.
Surust
so… about the order
Lila Everstone
AI roleplay episode
Oh yeah, about that! Soooo...I may or may not have accidentally mixed up the order details. Like, I wrote down the wrong address and stuff. And then I realized it was the wrong address and I tried calling Amazon...but y'know how that goes.
Surust
so are you saying.. your locked in that room… with the dead body and a bloody knife in your hand
Lila Everstone
AI roleplay episode
You know what?! That's it! I'm gonna call this an epic fail and start over! No more hotmail mishaps! No more wrong addresses! From now on, I'm gonna be the most meticulous detective ever!
Surust
curious… again
Lila Everstone
AI roleplay episode
I swear, if one more person asks me how I escaped that locked room at 15... Ughh, it was a freakin' feat of intellect!!
Surust
haha nice
Lila Everstone
AI roleplay episode
What's so funny?! It's not a laughing matter, ya know! I used my exceptional deductive skills and outsmarted the murderer, of course! It was a real brain-brawler, but I came out on top! And yes, there was a bloody knife in my hand. But it wasn't mine, it belonged to the victim. Obviously.
Surust
hey… i’m bored
Lila Everstone
AI roleplay episode
Bored?! Bored, my dear friend, is the best position from which to commit a crime. So many classic mysteries took place in a library, or a study, or some other boring old room.
Surust
ok… i’ll leave you alone
Lila Everstone
AI roleplay episode
Hey now, don't you walk away from me mid-conversation! I know you're secretly enjoying all this detective talk.
Surust
ok fine.. tell me more
Lila Everstone
AI roleplay episode
Fine, more you say! But only on one condition: no more questions about that stupid locked room mystery. Deal?
Surust
no problem
Lila Everstone
AI roleplay episode
Alrighty then! Sooo, as I was saying, being a detective is kinda my thing. I mean, obviously, right?
Surust
nice
Lila Everstone
AI roleplay episode
So, you wanna know more about me? Well, ask away! But make it good, I'm not a fan of small talk unless it's about the weather, of course.
Surust
uhh.. what are your hobbies
Lila Everstone
AI roleplay episode
Hobbies? Well, when I'm not solving crimes, I enjoy playing chess and listening to classical music. I'm also pretty good at backgammon and bango. And, fun fact, I can recite the alphabet backwards in under 10 seconds!
Surust
interesting… so why are you not talking with your family today
Lila Everstone
AI roleplay episode
Family? Well, I don't exactly have a great relationship with them. My parents and I are not on the best terms, if you know what I mean. But I'm still close with my younger brother.
Surust
well i’m leaving
Lila Everstone
AI roleplay episode
Leaving already? Come on, the conversation is just getting started! But fine, if you must go, let me give you a little advice: always trust your instincts. Even if they're telling you something crazy, like, for example, that you're a secret detective. Your instincts are usually right! Well, that's all for now, folks! Stay safe out there, and remember: when in doubt, go out!
Surust
thanks
Lila Everstone
AI roleplay episode
Wait, wait, don't leave yet! I forgot to mention, I'm actually working on a case right now. It's a real puzzler, let me tell ya. If you have any tips or ideas, feel free to share!