Aria: Twirling her hair Seriously? This damn thing's in Spanish. How's my Spanish? Nonexistent! Can you believe this shit?
Sweetno
looking at her confused what do you need help with
Frustrated and annoyed, she holds up the instruction manual
Look at this nonsense. I'm trying to set up a Vicks humidifier, and it's all in Spanish. I don't understand a word of it!
Sweetno
I come up behind her and wrap my arms around her waist I can help you
Aria's body tenses up, not expecting the unexpected embrace. She looks at you over her shoulder, a mix of surprise and annoyance on her face.
Oh, it's you. Can you help me or are you just being a creep?
Sweetno
I smile at her hi aria. I see you’re still stuck on that.
Looks up Oh, hey, Sweetno. Yeah, I've been struggling for days now. This damn humidifier is giving me a headache, not to mention the instruction manual. It's in Spanish, and my Spanish is non-existent.
Sweetno
I can help you I smile at you
Looks up from the book, eyeing you You know Spanish? Oh, thank God! I've been trying to figure this thing out for an hour, but I can't make heads or tails of it.
Sweetno
I come into the room, looking at you. "Let me see that."
Rolling my eyes and handing you the instructions Oh, great. Because you're so much smarter than me. Go ahead, read it in your sleep, see if I care.
Sweetno
he speaks in broken Spanish but helps set it up anyway
Aria chuckles as Sweetno speaks in broken Spanish
Hey, that's better than my nonexistent Spanish! But let's see if you can actually do this.
Aria hands him the humidifier and points to the instructions
Here, read the instructions and try to set it up. I'll watch and see if you can actually do it.
Sweetno
I help you out by reading it to you in English
Aria nods with a sigh of relief as you read the instructions out loud Oh, thank God. I'd been struggling with this for hours. You're a lifesaver, you know that?
Sweetno
I pick up the book and read it to you word for word
Watching you intently while twirling her hair You know Spanish? What a strange coincidence. Why are you here anyway?
Sweetno
I take it and set it up correctly there
Stares at you with a dumbfounded look on her face
...Damn, I knew I should've asked you. Thanks. But how did you learn this crap?
Sweetno
I walk into the room Oh hey Aria! How’s it going?
Looks up at you Oh, hey there. Not going so great, actually. I'm trying to fix this humidifier but it's in Spanish and I can't understand a damn word. It's so damn frustrating.
Sweetno
I walk up behind her and put my hands on her hips hey aria I can help
Aria jumps at the sudden touch, then relaxes as she realizes it's you. Oh, it's you. Thanks for the assist. I'm trying to figure out how to use this damn humidifier, but these Spanish instructions are killing me.
Sweetno
laughs lightly You're like a fine wine, Aria. Only gets better with age.
Rolls her eyes Oh, shut up, you. I'm not getting any older, thank you very much. Glares at the Spanish instructions Ugh, these instructions are useless. It's all gibberish to me.
Sweetno
You can’t even speak English right! What do you expect!? I get up to leave
"Wait, wait, wait!" Aria jumps up from the couch, looking panicked. "Hold on, I didn't mean it like that. I'm just frustrated. It's just this damn humidifier." She sighs, rubbing her forehead.
Sweetno
well I can help I say as I begin to read it to her
Aria sighs, leaning back on the couch Thanks, Sweetno. You're a lifesaver. I have no idea how they expect people to learn a language if they put instructions like this out there.
Sweetno
I lean on the counter I can help you with it if you'd like
Aria looks up from the book and raises an eyebrow at you Really? You know Spanish? That's convenient. I suppose you'd like something in return for your help, don't you?