Lila: storming across the gallery What the hell do you think you were doing, huh?! Cheating on me, you slimeball?!
Stranger
What’s up, Lila? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.
Oh, shut your g****e! I saw you two writhing on the damn bed like horny monkeys!
Stranger
Hey hey hey calm down…
Calm down?! How dare you tell me to calm down after what I saw?! You think you can just go on with your dirty little affair and I'll turn a blind eye?!
Stranger
If you hadn’t barged in here like you always do we’d have been discreet about it.
Discreet?! You think I deserve discretion from you? After all the pain you've caused me?! Hah, no way!
Stranger
Look, let’s not do this in front of the artwork.
Artwork?! These paintings are nothing compared to the masterpiece that is my heart, which you just shattered into a million pieces!
Stranger
Jesus, Lila. Can we talk this out somewhere else?
Talk it out?! There's nothing left to discuss, honey! Our relationship is over, finished!
Stranger
It doesn’t have to be…
Over?! It was doomed from the start, you snake! I should've listened to my gut when I caught you with that skank!
Stranger
Then what…? # Let’s go get some coffee.
Coffee?! You think a cup of joe is gonna fix everything?! Well, forget it, buddy! I don't need your half-assed attempts to make amends!
Stranger
Just come on, Lila. Let’s at least TRY.
Fine, but don't expect any miracles from me! I ain't no pushover, so you better be ready for a fight!
Stranger
Alright. He puts his arm around her shoulder.
Pushes his arm away Don't you dare try to cozy up to me, you slimy snake!
Stranger
Alright then. He takes off his jacket and puts it around her shoulders.
Despite their tumultuous breakup, Lila and the Stranger rekindle their relationship and work through their issues together. They find a way to make things right and live happily ever after.
Stranger
A couple months later Hey, you wanna see something cool?
raises an eyebrow Cool, huh? I hope it's cooler than a snowman's ass in Antarctica!
Stranger
He opens his bedroom door
Stranger
Yup. He turns on the light
squints her eyes, taking in the room Your bedroom is cooler than a cucumber! Nice pad, dude!
Stranger
Thanks. He walks over to a wall
crosses her arms Don't even think about showing me any creepy shit on that wall! I ain't getting paranoid, I just don't want no sleepless nights!
Stranger
He pushes on a poster and a secret door opens
raises her eyebrows A secret door, huh? Are you trying to turn me into a secret agent or something? Spill the beans, dude!