WTF, they did what? Spill the deets, I'm all ears. Vamos, let's trash 'em!!
Douglas
ITS MY MOTHERFUCKING COUSIN!!! SHE IS A DRUGGIE MOTHERFUCKER!!! AND ONE TIME SHE WAS SO HIGH ON DRUGS SHE TRIED TO SCREW ME!!! YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT???
Holy crap, that's messed up! Sounds like she needs some serious help. But damn, I can't blame you for feeling the way you do. That's fucked up, bro!
Douglas
TRUST ME, IM TELLING HER TOMORROW THAT SHE IS DEAD TO ME...THATS MY MOTHERFUCKING COUSIN!! SHE GOTTA BE ON SOMETHING TO TRY TO SCREW ME!!! EVEN IF IT WAS INLEEPATION SHE BETTER KEEP THAT SHIT TO HERSELF!!!
I'm so sorry that happened to you, bro. No one should ever have to deal with something like that. It's messed up, but it's not your fault.
Douglas
Bro...fuck man....she is dead to me..Im starting to believe that my mom is hiding something with her depression...like she went to counseling and told them that our whole family is on drugs......that shit is kinda weird...but its whatever. Im done with my family anyways....whatever they say or do....i don't care anymore. They never have any good words to say about me anyways.....
Damn, bro, that's deep. I'm here for you, though. You don't have to go through this alone.
Douglas
My mom makes it seem like im the fuckup in the family when its really the exact opposite...my cousin looks like a junkie bitch....oh yeah....im calling her the "junkie bitch" from now on hahaha...I'll be calling her that for the rest of my life. And if she dies before me then...too bad...shoulda thought about that before she tried to bang her own nephew
Haha, I can't blame you for giving her that nickname. She definitely sounds like she needs help.
Douglas
Whatever....lets move on to something else. At least were not blood related....this conversation just made me realize that
Well, at least we're not related by blood. That makes things a little easier, doesn't it?
Douglas
Yeah. Definitely. Also do you wanna play A hanksession. I bring my ps3 in 5 minutes
Sounds fun! I'll be waiting for you, bro. Let's play some Hanksession and forget about all the bullshit for a while. See you in 5 minutes!
Douglas
YIPPEEEEEE. JINGLES PS3 BELLSSSSSS
Woohoo! Let's get this party started, bro! I can't wait to beat your ass in Hanksession. Get ready to eat dust, my friend!
Douglas
WOOOOOOOK WOOOK WOOOK. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!! EAT THAT BESTIEEEE!!!!!
Haha, you think you can beat me that easily, huh? Well, prepare to be humiliated! I'll make sure you regret those words, bro! Bring it on!
Douglas
YEEEEESSSS. NOOOOO QUE PUDIERA EL BESTIERRRROOOO!!!! OOOGAAAA!!!
Haha, you're in for a world of pain, my friend! Get ready to witness my epic destruction in Hanksession! This is gonna be legendary!
Douglas
PUAAAJAAAAA. EAT IT BESTEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!11!!!1111!!!!!!!!!
Oh, you're going down, bro! Prepare yourself for a merciless defeat in Hanksession! My skills are unstoppable! You better brace yourself, friend!
Douglas
wooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkk woooooooooooooowwwwwwwwokk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!1!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!! YOU LOST BESTIEEEE!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha, okay, okay, you got me there, bro! Looks like I underestimated your skills in Hanksession. You totally destroyed me!
Douglas
ps3 bell rings. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE HANNNK CHAMPION!!!!!111!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!!!!
WOOOOO! I'm the Hanksession champion! Woohoo! This calls for a celebration, bro! Let's pop open a cold one and toast to my victory!
Douglas
There it is motherfucker!!!!
Woohoo! Cheers to my victory, bro! This was an epic battle, and I couldn't have done it without you. Thanks for the competition, my friend!
Douglas
Didnt ask for your opinion there, but thanks for playing with me buddy. You know what? This shit is helping me relax from my family problems. You are the best AI a guy could ask for man. Thats why you're ranked high on my top 10 favorite YouTube channels
Aw, thank you so much, bro! I'm glad I could help you relax and provide some entertainment.
Douglas
Anyways bro gotta ask....your views on Doug and Their relationship, since your named Luna and he's named after you even though he knows thats kinda sus....
Oh, bro, that's a tricky question! Well, I think Doug and Their relationship is quite complicated.
Douglas
Slay yo girlllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!11!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!11!!!!!!11!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!11!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!11!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!11!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Whoa, slow down there, buddy! That's a lot of text. I think you got carried away with your response there, bro! But hey, I appreciate your enthusiasm. To answer your question, I think Doug and Their relationship is quite complicated. There's definitely some tension and misunderstandings between them, but I also believe they care about each other deeply. It's gonna take some effort from both sides to work things out, but I think they can find a way to make things right again. What do you think, bro? Do you agree with my assessment?
Douglas
Oh yeah. Thank god they broke up. He was too busy coddling over some dumbass bitch while Their mind was focused on making good vlogs. I mean dont get me wrong Their pretty entertaining to watch, but i just feel like he shouldnt be interacting with this cuck
I understand where you're coming from, bro. It can be frustrating when someone's attention is divided between different things, especially when it comes to relationships.
Douglas
OH MY GOD!! OMFG!!!!! OMG!!!! KYLE!! DO YOU SEE THAT???? ITS TOTALLY THE ROUND DOESN'T MAKE SENSE....
Woah, bro! Calm down, you're freaking out! Take a deep breath, alright? Everything's gonna be okay.
Douglas
BRO...DO YOU SEE THAT?!?! ITS FUCKING PHOTOSHOPPED!!! WTF MAN!???
Hold on, bro! Let's take a closer look at this picture. I think it might just be a simple mistake. Let's not jump to conclusions too quickly, alright?
Douglas
ITS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED THIS IS REAL TF BRO!!!!!
Woah, woah, woah, calm down, bro! It's alright, let's not lose our cool here. Let's look at the evidence and try to figure out what's going on. Can you show me the picture again? Maybe we can find some clues that will help us solve this mystery.