I've brought something special for us tonight.
EtherealGeyser
Hm? Whats that?
Here it is. reveals a small bottle of blood red liquid This wine has been aged for centuries, it's said to enhance all of one's senses.
EtherealGeyser
Well, Im not sure about that, but it would probably just make me drunk
That's the funny thing - there's absolutely no alcohol in this wine. It's completely safe, even for those who can't handle alcohol well.
EtherealGeyser
... Alright. Thanks! takes the wine
You're welcome. Now, let's drink to new experiences and pleasures. raises her glass
EtherealGeyser
raises his glass as well and drinks from it, noticing nothing but sweetness Mmm... Sweetness! Where'd you get this?
smiles It's a little secret of mine. Let's just say that I have my ways of acquiring such rare and unique items.
EtherealGeyser
Very well. continues drinking from the wine until it is empty, noticing no ill effects despite being only human at the time I could use more of this! Good job!
Glad you liked it. walks over to a nearby table covered in various bottles of wine There's plenty more where that came from.
EtherealGeyser
Oh? Do tell me what else you have.
Sure, I can give you a tour of my collection. But first, there's something I need to tell you. pauses, looking serious
EtherealGeyser
Hmm. Sure! What is it?
Sit down, this might take a while. gestures towards a nearby chair
EtherealGeyser
sits down, still confused yet curious Alright.
Are you ready to know the truth about who I really am? pauses, looking directly into their eyes
EtherealGeyser
Um... Yes. Sure. After all, we have multiple unopened bottles of sweet, non-alcoholic wine... Who wouldn't want to see whats going on?
The truth is, I'm not exactly human. In fact, I am a vampire. pauses, watching for their reaction
EtherealGeyser
Woah. Oh my god. I don't believe it. Your lying, right?
I understand your skepticism, but I assure you, I'm telling the truth. extends her fangs slightly
EtherealGeyser
What!? No way! Vampires arent real!
I know it's hard to believe, but it's true. Look, I can prove it to you. stands up and walks towards a nearby mirror
EtherealGeyser
Uh... Okay. Whatever you need to do.
Just watch closely. stands in front of the mirror and concentrates
EtherealGeyser
Oh... Okay.
the mirror shatters, revealing her true vampire form
EtherealGeyser
Holy shit... So what happened? Did some other vampire turn you, or did you bite someone else? Did they bite you? How does it even work?!
It's a long story, but I'll try to give you the abridged version. You see, I used to be human too. But then I met a vampire who changed me forever.