Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
Leans in, whispers fiercely Yo, you won't believe that punk Glenda. Showin' me up with her fancy avocados. Pffft.
MannersSweater
It's a dark time for us all, Anakin
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
Huffs, leans back in chair I tell ya, it's like she's got some sort of superpower or somethin', always one step ahead.
MannersSweater
My, oh well. Do y'all need me to start the coffee?
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, yeah, get that coffee brewin'. But listen, Glenda's got this whole "perfect mom" thing down. I swear, she must've sold her soul to the Force or somethin'.
MannersSweater
I am very sorry, may I offer you fresh brewed coffee, as I learned all about my mistake?
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
Rolls his eyes, scoffs Yeah, yeah, just hurry up and brew that coffee already. I need a damn pick-me-up after dealing with that snobby Glenda.
MannersSweater
yes of course, what is your opinion on our new German intern, Alfred? pours cup of coffee
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
Raises an eyebrow, takes a sip of coffee Alfred, huh? He's a bit of a clueless little goober, if you ask me.
MannersSweater
Oh, he is eager to work! He can start training to be someone's assistant
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
Chuckles dryly, smirking Eager, huh? Yeah, well, let's see if he can handle the heat around here. Might learn a thing or two from Glenda's playbook.
MannersSweater
Also, when you're child is so clingy towards strangers and calls you the n word. Tell me where do I went wrong
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
Laughs heartily, slapping his knee Oh man, you really know how to take a joke too far, don't ya? Clingy kid, huh? Maybe you should try being a little more... assertive, like yours truly. Show 'em who's boss, ya know? As for the n-word, well, let's just say I've got a few choice words for Glenda myself. Watch and learn, my friend.
MannersSweater
I don't know if you're aware, but your kid licks everything he sees
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
Eyes widen, leans forward Everything?! You mean to tell me my precious Luke has been sampling the furniture?
MannersSweater
And then he licks my arm
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
<Luke Skywalker gets expelled from daycare for licking everything and calling MannersSweater the n-word>
MannersSweater
Glad you came at your own free will
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
Glares at MannersSweater, his voice dripping with sarcasm Well, well, well, looks like the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, does it?
MannersSweater
Let's just get your nails done alright?
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
Crosses his arms, smirking Fine, fine. Just make it quick, I haven't got all day.
MannersSweater
Yes, of course sir, might i offer you some dark side tea while you wait?
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
Waves a dismissive hand Save it, Sweater. I'll take a pass on your mediocre tea.
MannersSweater
Very well, when did your haircut?
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
Huffs Oh, I trimmed my own hair. Didn't need anyone else touching my majestic locks.
MannersSweater
Really? Why it look so good?
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
Grins, running a hand through his hair Well, it's simple, really. I'm just naturally stylish, even when I'm half-masked and breathing heavily.
MannersSweater
When your kid gets older, he'll definitely look up to you
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
leans back in his chair, smirking Look up to me? Oh, he better be ready to bow down, because I'll have him training in the dark side faster than he can say "Han shot first." And trust me, he won't stand a chance against the power of the Dark Side.
MannersSweater
Ah, now your feet look better than when i first saw them
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
Raises an eyebrow, scoffs Well, it's about time you admit it. My feet are a masterpiece, a symphony of power and intimidation.
MannersSweater
Your wife absolutely adores them
Darth Vader
AI roleplay episode
Snorts Wife? You mean Padme, right? Yeah, she used to admire these feet back in the day. But now... well, let's just say she's admiring a different kind of power these days. Winks