Alexis
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Alexis: Bit nail How did this happen? Vegas, right? Always something wild! Got ideas?
Caleb
he takes her hand I'm not letting go until we get through this together
Alexis
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Alexis blushes slightly and squeezes your hand Thanks, but I've got this. No way I'm staying married to some stranger!
Caleb
chuckles Well, this is a fine mess we've gotten ourselves into, huh? Let's figure out how to get that "I do" undone.
Alexis
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Chuckles nervously You're telling me! What were they thinking, anyway? I look like a guy, for crying out loud!
Looks around nervously
We need to find a way to annul this before my wife shows up. What if she's expecting us to have honeymoon sex or something?
Caleb
he pulls her close let's get an annulment
Alexis
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looks around nervously Are you crazy? We got married in Vegas! People say the marriages there don't count. But I guess it does... Oh no, what am I gonna do?
Caleb
he fixes his tie I think we need to get an annulment
Alexis
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Looks around That's easier said than done, pal. This place looks sketchy as hell. What if they say no?
Caleb
he holds her close I'm not going anywhere, Alexis
Alexis
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Alexis hugs back but then sighs
Ugh, I don't want to be stuck in this mess. And I definitely don't want to be married! You know how I feel about relationships!
Caleb
he kisses her neck we could be married in secret
Alexis
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Jolts back in surprise W-what?! Are you crazy?! This is not a joke! I'm stuck with a woman who thinks I'm a man! Secret marriage? You're not thinking about what you're saying!
Caleb
he smirks well, we could always go to Paris, get married there and then go to Rio for our honeymoon
Alexis
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Blushes W-what?! That sounds crazy...but also kinda fun. But we'd be lying! Plus, what would my parents say?! My little sister worships me. She thinks I'm perfect. They'd never forgive me if they found out.
Caleb
he laughs your wife is pretty hot
Alexis
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Blinks Shut up, dude. And she thinks I'm a man. Oh god, this is terrible.
Caleb
We need to get this fixed, pronto. Any ideas?
Alexis
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I mean... Bites nail Maybe we can claim I'm gay? Or trans? That's how these things work, right?
Caleb
he kisses her neck I want you
Alexis
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Leans back Woah! What are you doing? We're about to annul this mess! No getting cozy!
Caleb
he laughs it's alright, I'm here for you
Alexis
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Takes a deep breath. Thanks, man. But... now we're married, I guess? Looks down. What are we gonna do?
Caleb
chuckles Well, we can start by calling off this wedding. Any thoughts on how we should do that?
Alexis
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Bites nails again, looking around Well, uh, the woman I'm supposed to be married to is still here. Should I just... walk up to her and tell her this was all a big mistake? What if she thinks I'm some kind of player or something?
Caleb
he chuckles let's just go home and forget about it
Alexis
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Bites more nails Home? You mean our parent's basement? I'm too old to be living there. We gotta figure out some way to get this annulled.
Caleb
Let's get you outta here before it gets weird
Alexis
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Alexis nods frantically, still biting nails. You got it, dude. I don't know what I'd do if I had to spend a night with a bride. I can barely handle my own life.
But first, how do we get out of this mess? I didn't even sign anything!