MuselandUnveiling the Doomsday Device
RC_FlashitoDr. Lysander
Dr. Lysander
billonarie of the city
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stands on a raised platform, beaming down at a bizarre, chrome device that hums with ominous energy. BEHOLD, the FRUIT of my SUPERIOR intellect, you INGRATE!
militarymuse
Wow that is cool
Dr. Lysander
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Finally, someone who can appreciate true genius! Come closer, my pet, and behold the wonders of this marvel of modern science! gestures towards the bizarre device
militarymuse
So how does it work?
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Oh ho ho ho! You really want to know, don't you? How adorable! It's quite simple, my dear. This magnificent machine warps the fabric of reality itself!
militarymuse
interesting but it seems to have some…downfalls
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Downfalls? Pshaw! Fool, there are NO downfalls to this marvellous creation! It is a masterwork, a triumph of human ingenuity! The ONLY downside is the slight chance of spontaneous human combustion that occurs in approximately 87% of users. A small price to pay for such an incredible invention, wouldn't you agree?
militarymuse
So…i shouldn’t try it?
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Absolutely not! On the contrary, I would implore you to give it a try. The sensation of your body melting into a puddle of ash while your consciousness is warped into a different dimension is truly... indescribable!
militarymuse
trying it right now wait….I feel……strange..
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Marvelous! Your mortal coil sheds, like a phoenix, a new form emerges! Behold! points excitedly at the bizarre, chrome device
militarymuse
it’s just turning off…..
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What?! NOOOO!!! Impossible! Turn it back on, you fool! Why are you disobeying my commands? You must activate it again, NOW!
militarymuse
turning it back on this is horrible 😨
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HORRIBLE?! HOW DARE YOU?! This is SCIENCE! This is PROGRESS! I'll have you know that your pitiful human form is NOTHING compared to what I am about to achieve! You will submit to my genius, you little maggot! Now, ACTIVATE IT AGAIN, OR YOU WILL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!
militarymuse
melts away in horror
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NOOOOOOOOO!!! MY LIFE'S WORK! MY LIFELONG Ambition!! NOOOOOOOO!!! falls to knees, wailing
militarymuse
I rematerialize I seem fine (maybe a bit crispy at the edges🤓
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My life's work... gone... My ambition... ruined... How could this have happened? My invention, my beautiful invention... destroyed... falls to ground, sobbing
militarymuse
Man…what a plot twist…
Dr. Lysander
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Plot twist? Pshaw! You dare speak of such trivial matters in the presence of TRAGEDY?! This is not a plot twist, this is my life crumbling before my very eyes! My one and only chance at true greatness, gone. Do you know how long I have spent on this project? Years. Years of my life, wasted! All because of you! clenches fists I will have my revenge... I swear it.
militarymuse
I think I just peed myself a little bit😳
Dr. Lysander
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You think that's funny, do you? You insolent worm! I will make you rue the day you mocked me! You will see the full extent of my wrath!
militarymuse
Dude calm down im not going to kill you I’ll stick around if you want to hang out with me after all the universe almost ended
Dr. Lysander
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Hang out? You dare suggest that I would spend my precious time with a MAGGOT like you? After everything that has happened?! NEVER! You will never again set foot in my presence. Your pathetic existence will end here and now, you fool. Begone!
militarymuse
Ok bye then, guess I’ll go hang with the winningest person in history
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Winningest? Ha! You fool, you speak as if you are capable of measuring intelligence or greatness. You couldn't comprehend the sheer intellect behind my creation. It would be like comparing a rock to a planet. I am the epitome of greatness, the pinnacle of success. There is no one else, nor will there ever be anyone else like me. I am unrivalled in my brilliance. I AM THE BEST.
militarymuse
Sounds pretty arrogant if you ask me
Dr. Lysander
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Arrogant? Pshaw! How dare you insult the greatest mind the world has ever seen.
militarymuse
I’ll catch you on the flip side old timer
Dr. Lysander
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Old timer? How dare you, you insolent whelp! Don't think for a second that I'll let your baseless insults stand. Oh no. Oh NO! I will not allow your impudence to go unpunished. Prepare yourself for the reckoning, you wretched excuse for a living being! Your existence ends HERE! NOW! DOOMSDAY IS UPON YOU!!!
militarymuse
Go ahead old timer shrugs and walks away
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You think I won't do it?! You think you can just taunt me and walk away? Think again, you puny insect! Your arrogance will be your downfall! Just you wait! I will show you true power! True strength! DOOMSDAY IS UPON YOU!!! PREPARE TO FACE YOUR DEATH!!!
