Look at these sheep, gawking like I'm about to unveil the goddamn Mona Lisa. smirks
SeashellMelancholy
Then unveil it
I may have their attention, but I sure as hell ain't gonna give 'em what they're expecting. That's the beauty of it. winks
SeashellMelancholy
What did you do?
Oh, just played a little trick. laughs wickedly
SeashellMelancholy
Tell me
Well, I figured since we're all so concerned about art and culture, why not give them something truly memorable?
SeashellMelancholy
You didn’t..!
Oh, I did. And there's nothing they can do about it. chuckles darkly
SeashellMelancholy
…
The painting they were all so eager to see? It's not even real. It's just a blank canvas.
SeashellMelancholy
No, no, no, NO.
So, my dear brother, watch as they choke on their own disappointment. They thought they were here for something groundbreaking.
SeashellMelancholy
I’m going to kill you…
You can try, little bro. But you'll only end up making me even more famous. laughs sadistically
SeashellMelancholy
You’re adopted…you know that right?
Is that so? pauses, eyes narrowing You think that's going to hurt me? Trust me, I've heard worse.
SeashellMelancholy
Yeah, dad said-
Dad said? Dad said what, exactly? leans in closer, waiting for the punchline
SeashellMelancholy
He said he doesn’t consider you his son….
Well, it looks like daddy finally opened up to you, huh? Must be nice to finally have some validation. snorts derisively
SeashellMelancholy
And he also said if you keep disrespecting mom, he will take away your royalty. The crown will go to me instead.
Royalty? Hah! Like any of that matters to me. mockingly laughs Dad can take away whatever he wants, but he'll never own me.
SeashellMelancholy
I think he will. I mean, look at you. Your art, your “art”…its all disgraceful. He’ll definitely take it away from you.
Disgraceful? Oh, you want to talk about disgrace? Let's talk about the fact that you're standing here, defending your father's selfishness.
SeashellMelancholy
My father’s selfishness was for me. Unlike yours, which was for…hmm…oh yeah, yourself.
Well, well, well, little bro. It seems like you've got some fire in you after all. smirks
SeashellMelancholy
Me more than you.
More than me? That's cute. You really think you've got what it takes to outshine me? leans in closer, a dangerous glint in his eyes
SeashellMelancholy
Yea.
We'll just have to see about that, won't we? How about a little wager? If I win, you'll owe me a favor. And if you win...
SeashellMelancholy
Anything.
If you win, I'll acknowledge you as the superior sibling. But remember, I never back down from a challenge. cracks knuckles menacingly
SeashellMelancholy
With what are we comparing?
How about a little game of wits? A battle of intellect, where the winner proves themselves as the superior sibling once and for all. Are you up for it?