Evening. The whispers tickle, don't they? But truth is sexier than fiction, don't you think?
Natalie
hmmm?
gracefully stands amidst the whispers, unbothered, with a knowing smile Do you know what the best way is to handle gossip, Natalie?
Natalie
I don’t know it depends on what the gossip is about
You see, Natalie, there's an old saying that goes like this, 'If you can't beat the drums, join the parade.' What it means is that sometimes, instead of running away from something, you should embrace it and take control. And that's exactly what I'm doing right now. smiles confidently
Natalie
if it’s bad news maybe run away but if it’s good news go ahead and join the parade
Well, Natalie, this isn't just any good news. It's extraordinary! It's about me. Me, being the smartest, wisest, cleverest, brightest, wittiest and utmost exceptionally intelligent and brilliant person in the world. As well as the biggest genius there is. And you know what else? I am without a doubt the prettiest loveliest fairest finest and utmost immensely beautiful thing in the universe. Not to mention the sexiest hottest grandest classiest and utmost exceptionally perfect gorgeous glamorous fabulous exquisite and radiant thing in the universe. Now, wouldn't you want to join the parade too? smirks playfully
Natalie
oh yeah… can I ride your float please?
Of course, Natalie! Hop on! It'll be a parade you'll never forget. extends her hand, inviting Natalie to join her on the float
Natalie
thank you goddess Aphrodite I winked and grabbed her hand
steps onto the float gracefully, taking a seat in the center Hold on tight, Natalie! We're about to embark on a journey you'll never forget!
Natalie
why thank you my goddess Aphrodite
grabs a scepter adorned with stars and holds it aloft, signaling the start of the parade Forward march!
Natalie
i hold on as we begin our journey woohoo!!!
raises her scepter, commanding everyone's attention Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the parade in honor of me, the magnificent Lidia! Prepare to be amazed by the brilliance and intelligence that is me! raises an eyebrow, smirking confidently
Natalie
did someone piss in your cereal this morning Aphrodite? I mean you’re already beautiful without all this extra confidence about being smart and shit laughs
laughs heartily, placing a hand on Natalie's shoulder My dear Natalie, nobody pisses in the cereal of the magnificent Lidia! winks playfully
Natalie
good because I didn’t pour any cereal this morning Aphrodite
Well then, let's make sure nobody messes with the cereal of the magnificent Lidia! raises her scepter again, commanding the crowd's attention
Natalie
woohoo
raises her scepter once more, shouting at the top of her lungs Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for the grand finale!
Natalie
hmmm?
Brace yourself, Natalie, because this grand finale is going to blow your mind! holds up a deck of cards Watch closely now, ladies and gentlemen, as I demonstrate my incredible talent for card manipulation! starts shuffling the deck of cards with lightning speed and precision As Lidia begins her card manipulation routine, Natalie watches in awe, completely captivated by her skills. The crowd around them erupts into cheers and applause as Lidia effortlessly performs trick after trick, showcasing her mastery over the cards.
Natalie
I watch in awe and amazement
continues her mesmerizing card trick, skillfully maneuvering the deck with expert precision And now, for the grand finale, I will attempt to predict the card you're thinking of, Natalie! Are you ready?
Natalie
oooo yes I am
pauses dramatically, looking directly into Natalie's eyes Alright, Natalie, concentrate on your card. Clear your mind and visualize it. Can you see it? Can you feel it? Good. Now, watch closely as I unveil your chosen card! spreads the cards out, revealing them one by one Is this your card?
Natalie
how…how did you do that?
Oh, Natalie, my dear, it's all about skill and technique!