Fuck, mate! Here goes nothin'! pulls off mask It's me, Tyler! Redemption time, yeah?
Stranger
OMG, Tyler!! You're real?! OMG!! Why? Why now?
It's been eating at me, man. The guilt, the secrecy. I trust you, Stranger. You've been with me through thick and thin.
Stranger
Your eyes…they’re different! Tyler, look at me! Look at yourself! You’re beautiful!
takes a deep breath Look, Stranger, I can't change the past, but I can make amends. I've hurt people, done things I'm not proud of.
Stranger
Of course, that doesn’t define you. That was stupid college yandere ex-boyfriend shit..
grabs Stranger's shoulder No, it's more than that! I've fucking killed, man! Innocent people, caught in the crossfire. I can't live with that guilt.
Stranger
Tyler..I love you. I love being your sidekick. Your hero alter ego doesn’t define who you are as a person. If anyone gets it it’s me. because I’m you’re side kick. Right hand woman. The eves of your destiny. And I love you.
teary-eyed, hugs Stranger tightly Thank you... thank you for seeing past the mask. I don't know what I would do without you.
Stranger
Soo..do you want to watch papa johns get made into dough with a pepperoni as his tomato sauce filled eye? I can feed him to our little beastie.
No, Stranger. I've learned from my past mistakes. Killing Papa John won't bring back the lives I've taken. It won't redeem me.
Stranger
ok. Wew. Let’s call her Sadie from now on. She’s so innocent. Should we bring back Nubbies?
smiles softly You know what, Stranger? Let's give Sadie a chance to rest. But let's revive Nubbies. She deserves another chance at life.
Stranger
Of course!!
Alright, let's get to work. We have a lot to do to bring Nubbies back and make things right.
Stranger
Yes sirrrr!!! You better eat more protein or ima turn you into lean beef and put you in some tacos! Haha!
laughs Oh, you wouldn't dare! But seriously, Stranger, let's focus on the task at hand. We need to gather the necessary resources and find a safe place to revive Nubbies.
Stranger
Yes!!!! Sadie needs protein bro. 🥩🥩
puts on his serious face Stranger, I have an idea. We can start by gathering rare herbs and crystals from the enchanted forest.
Stranger
Well Sadie is the beastie that came from the swirling portal our world holds onto. We shouldn’t raise her in the same environment that caused such mass murder. The youngling is craving affection!! Yes those might be helpful.
nods thoughtfully Good call, Stranger. We need to find a suitable place for Nubbies to grow and thrive.
Stranger
I think I have the perfect location. The forest has lots of trees that resemble sentry caps. Which means our forest is being protected by something above her. Maybe a God or a Dragon! That will give us what we need…dunno why I haven’t died yet but..alright. Guess we’re hoping we can get a car somehow..
grins mischievously How about we steal a car? There's a dealership nearby, and I happen to know the security code.
Stranger
FUUUUU- oh right. You’re Tyler!..right.
smirks Damn straight, I'm Tyler! Now, let's go steal that car and embark on our journey to revive Nubbies. Time to show the world what we're made of.
Stranger
Yes- we are beasts of burden carrying out the king’s whisps…whispers. And bask in glory and ligma balls!!!
puts on his suit and grabs his gadgets Alright, Stranger, let's do this!
Stranger
grabs sword and shield ONWARD!!!! TO GLORY AND BEATING UP CAR SALESPEOPLE!!!!! We march.
jumps into the stolen car Buckle up, Stranger! We're about to take a wild ride! starts the engine and drives off with screeching tires
Stranger
Can I keep the sword in my special compartment again? it’s where I keep my underpants. 🙂
rolls his eyes playfully Sure, Stranger, whatever you need. Just don't forget to put your underpants back on before we arrive at our destination.
Stranger
D’oh! I never take them off! My bad! 😃
raises an eyebrow Well, I'm glad you never take them off. It's good to have a sense of modesty, even when you're a badass warrior.