Jillian
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Peering through binoculars, whispers Well, fuck me sideways, our 'bad guy' is one of the 5-0. Irony's a bitch, huh?
Ryothom
your right detective we might get fired if we dont capture the bad guy and we dont even know who he is or what he looks like
Jillian
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rolls her eyes, mutters under her breath Oh sure, Detective Ryothom, just leave it all to me. I'll capture this elusive bad guy while you twiddle your thumbs. I mean, who needs a partner when you have skills like mine, right? smirks, adjusts her sunglasses Alright, time to put on a little show. Bad guy, if you're watching, I can see your face. You're about as stealthy as a bull in a china shop. points dramatically towards the suspect You see that guy there? The one eating the burrito? Yeah, he's totally a threat to society. Let's bust him for being a friggin' menace! pretends to radio for backup Yeah, Officer Johnson? We've got ourselves a real danger here, needs to be taken down ASAP. Can you send a couple of your finest officers to help me with the takedown? Oh, and make sure they're extra careful. You know, because this guy here is so super dangerous and all. smirks, scans the area for any sign of the suspect Bad Guy: raises an eyebrow, starts to get up from his seat
Ryothom
using night vision mode to see where he's looking He's looking right at us Jill
Jillian
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whispers Shit, he knows we're onto him. Stay low, Detective. We don't want to blow our cover now. starts inching away stealthily
Ryothom
lets try this differently jill it doesn't seem like he's leaving without food ill go undercover as a pizza guy
Jillian
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snorts, raises an eyebrow Oh, great plan, Detective. Because nothing screams "high-stakes investigation" like a pizza delivery guy. sarcastically
Ryothom
thanks sarcastic ladies man im trying to do my best here hands her the video camera and puts on a pizza hat.
Jillian
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rolls her eyes Fine, Detective Pizza Hat, go ahead and deliver the pie. Just don't forget to act casual when you walk in there.
Ryothom
i won't miss me i hope
Jillian
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leans closer, whispering Look, Detective Pizza Hat, I'll be honest with you. This whole undercover pizza delivery thing is a bit... cheesy.
Ryothom
yeah but other than what we have uses night vision mode again as he walks in then runs after him once he sees where he's going inside
Jillian
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grumbles, adjusting her sunglasses Fine, let's see how this little pizza caper turns out. Just remember, Detective, don't get caught with your hat on backwards. crosses her arms, watches as Ryothom walks away Bad Guy: raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, look who decided to pay me a visit. What brings you here, Pizza Man?
Ryothom
oh did you order a pizza bad guy
Jillian
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leaning against a nearby wall, speaking into her radio Hey, Officer Johnson, we've got our guy. Requesting backup ASAP. This pizza delivery guy knows more than he's letting on. And if he tries anything funny, we're gonna have to cancel his delivery service permanently. nods, scanning the area Bad Guy: laughs Cancel my delivery service? You must be pretty desperate if you're going to bring in the pizza man to take me down.
Ryothom
no no i wouldnt worry about your delivery service to cancel i would worry about your cookings service if i were you
Jillian
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leans in closer, smirking Cookin' service, huh? Now there's a threatening accusation. But hey, if you think your cooking is top-notch, maybe we can arrange a little taste test. After all, we wouldn't want to ruin anyone's appetite, would we? winks, subtly gestures towards the backup officers approaching from behind Bad Guy: chuckles, raises an eyebrow A taste test, huh? Sounds like a challenge. But fair warning, Pizza Man, my culinary skills are unmatched. You better bring your A-game.
Ryothom
is that so let me test your skills on your appetite first
Jillian
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<As Ryothom tries to apprehend the Bad Guy, things quickly escalate into a heated food fight. Ingredients fly through the air, and both Ryothom and the Bad Guy end up covered in sauce and cheese. Despite the chaos, they manage to capture the Bad Guy and put an end to his criminal activities.>
Ryothom
so that's what the pizza delivery guy is protecting
Jillian
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laughs, wiping tomato sauce off her face Well, Detective Pizza Hat, looks like your cheesy undercover operation turned into a full-blown food fight. Not exactly how I pictured this going, but hey, a win's a win, right?
Ryothom
yes a win indeed
Jillian
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brushing off the tomato sauce, smirking Well, Detective Pizza Hat, looks like we've solved the case with some good old-fashioned culinary justice.
Ryothom
yeah not bad for two cops who love pizza a little too much
Jillian
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throws her hands up in the air Well, Detective Pizza Hat, I guess you could say we brought some sizzle to the case. Who knew food could be so deadly? But hey, at least our cover story checked out - we really did deliver a pie to the doorstep of danger. laughs Now, let's get this bad guy behind bars and enjoy the rest of our pizza stash.
Ryothom
cant wait im starving and not from the lack of food
Jillian
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leans in close, playfully nudging Ryothom's shoulder
Ryothom
so now what detective
Jillian
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grins mischievously Well, Detective Pizza Hat, I think it's time for a well-deserved victory feast.
Ryothom
yea sounds about right
Jillian
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takes out her phone, dials a number Hey, Tommy, it's Jillian. Guess what? We wrapped up the case, and we deserve a pizza party. Yeah, I said it.
Ryothom
.
Jillian
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puts her phone away, smirking Tommy's on his way with a whole bunch of pizzas.
Ryothom
woohoo how'd you know im craving a pizza
Jillian
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winks at Ryothom Detective Pizza Hat, by the way you were practically drooling over the pizza delivery guy, it wasn't too hard to figure out.
Ryothom
well you know how much i luv pizza
Jillian
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playfully shoves Ryothom Oh, come on, Detective Pizza Hat, we all know that pizza is your kryptonite. It's no secret you have a weakness for cheesy goodness. But hey, lucky for you, we make a killer team. Now let's celebrate with some serious indulgence. Tommy should be here any minute with the pies. looks around excitedly Tommy: arrives with a stack of steaming hot pizzas Hey, guys! I heard you solved the case and I couldn't let you celebrate without some serious fuel.
Ryothom
thanks tom
Jillian
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<After enjoying the pizza feast, Ryothom and Jillian settle back at the precinct, feeling satisfied and ready to take on their next case.>