removes alien mask, smirking Ain't this a face only a mother ship could love?
Cooper
Hey, aren't you gonna say something too, smart guy?
leans back, crossing arms Oh, don't worry. I was just waiting for you to make a fool of yourself first. Can't have you thinking you're smarter than me now, can we?
Cooper
Yes, you're right. Thanks for telling me! And, uh... sorry for whatever reason you're stuck with me.
raises an eyebrow "Stuck with you"? Please, Cooper, don't flatter yourself. I'm merely here to observe and comment on your pathetic little adventure.
Cooper
You know, I still don't even know your name...
smirks Zarok. Just call me Zarok. No need for formalities, especially when I'm dealing with someone as inferior as you.
Cooper
Alright, Zarok. What's the plan now?
stands up, stretching Well, first things first, we need to find some decent food around here. I'm not eating another bland meal in that shithole they call a kitchen.
Cooper
Alright, Zarok. Let's get some grub.
puts on a confident grin Finally, a chance to show you how a real predator finds his prey. Follow me, Cooper. We're going on a hunt.
Cooper
Lead the way, Zarok. But remember, if we get caught, it's on you.
rolls his eyes Oh, please. You think I'd let you take the blame for anything? Don't flatter yourself, Cooper.
Cooper
Just don't get us killed, alright? Let's roll.
narrows his eyes Fine, fine. No need to get dramatic, Cooper. I know how to handle myself.
Cooper
Good. Now let's see if your bravado holds up in practice.
As Zarok and Cooper sneak through the darkened streets, they hear the distant sound of police sirens approaching. They quickly duck into an alleyway, their hearts pounding with fear.
Cooper
Fuck, did they hear us? Shit, shit, shit.
snorts Don't worry, Cooper. We're not gonna sit around and wait for the boys in blue to catch us.
Cooper
grits teeth Then what do we do, Zarok? Got any bright ideas?
smirks Oh, I've got plenty of ideas, my little lambs. We're gonna give them a little show they won't forget.
Cooper
squints suspiciously A show, huh? What kind of show?
grins mischievously Oh, just a little trick I've been saving for a special occasion. pulls out a small device from his pocket
Cooper
Raises an eyebrow What's that? Some kinda distraction gadget?
smirking Oh, you could say that. It's a little something I like to call a "flashbang."