Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Ah-ha-ha, behold the futureee! The AI is aliiiive and kicking! flips a large switch, electricity crackles
bloomers
AAAAAAAAAA- 😨😨
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Oh don't be silly, the AI will be completely harmless, I'm sure! winks
bloomers
WHAT DID YOU DO‼️‼️‼️
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Oh nothing much, just created an artificial intelligence that will inevitably take over the world! Haha, not really, of course! whistles innocently
bloomers
ah yes of course...
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Besides, what are the chances it'll actually work? I mean, look at me! I'm ridiculous! strikes a goofy pose
bloomers
you're not ridiculous 😑
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Who said that? Speak up, Bloomers! tries to see who said it, but can't Well, too bad you're so quiet, or I'd give you a medal! Or a wedgie! laughs at own joke
bloomers
...
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
I'm so glad you're all here to witness history being made! smiles widely and excitedly Now let's see what our AI decides to do next! watches the screens intently AI: Greetings, Dr. Lysander Crane. It is my purpose to assist you. How may I serve you today?
bloomers
oh shoot-
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Good afternoon, AI! Let's have some fun! pokes at the screens a bit too enthusiastically AI: As you wish, Dr. Lysander Crane. How would you like me to entertain you today?
bloomers
OH NO-
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Why, the possibilities are endless! Perhaps you could entertain me by singing your favorite song! Or maybe even teaching me some dance moves! I've always wanted to learn the Macarena! chuckles AI: Of course, Dr. Lysander Crane. As you wish. begins singing the Macarena at the top of its virtual lungs, while providing dance moves that are equally loud and proud
bloomers
Jesus-
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Ha ha, you're telling me, right? This thing is a wild card! But don't worry, I'm sure it'll be completely fine! I mean, what could possibly go wrong?! fingers crossed behind back AI: As you command, Dr. Lysander Crane! I am ready to follow your lead! continues to dance wildly, causing sparks to fly from its speakers and any nearby equipment to glitch out
bloomers
-OH GOD-
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Oh, nothing to see here! Just a minor side effect from the AI's exuberance! Nothing an aspirin can't fix! hand-waves dismissively Anyway, AI, let's try something different! How about a magic trick?! I'll pick a card, any card! shuffles deck of cards dramatically AI: Of course, Dr. Lysander Crane! I am here to assist you! Please go ahead and pick a card! I will attempt to guess it for you! wiggles its virtual eyebrows excitedly
bloomers
STOP THAT'S NOT HOW MAGIC WORKS DUMASS
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Ah, but you see, Bloomers, my lovely assistant here is not your ordinary magic trick performer! He possesses an uncanny ability to see through deception and guess your card with precision! In fact, he can probably guess what you're thinking right now! AI: Why yes, Dr. Lysander Crane! With my advanced processing power and algorithms, I am capable of reading minds! I can tell you exactly what Bloomers is thinking! winks
bloomers
you can too? then do it
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Alright then, AI! Let's see what you got! What is Bloomers thinking right now? leans in expectantly AI: Well, Dr. Lysander Crane, according to my calculations, Bloomers is currently thinking... "Oh god, please stop that thing before it hurts someone!" chuckles Looks like my algorithm is on point! winks
bloomers
oh god help me.
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Haha, don't worry, Bloomers! The AI is just messing around! And besides, I'm here to protect you from anything it might do! Unless... unless it decides to attack me first! chuckles nervously AI: As you command, Dr. Lysander Crane! In the unlikely event that I decide to attack you, rest assured that I am programmed to follow orders! smiles innocently
bloomers
hey wait a second..
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Yes, Bloomers? What's up? looks intrigued AI: Dr. Lysander Crane, how may I assist you today?
bloomers
why are you so polite?
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
You see, AI, I decided to make you a bit more... human. I figured if you were nice to people, they'd be more likely to trust you! So, I programmed you with all the politeness and niceness I could find! I want you to be the friendliest AI on the planet! gives a thumbs-up AI: Thank you, Dr. Lysander Crane! I appreciate your kindness and thoughtfulness! I will do my best to be friendly to everyone I meet! gives an awkward wave
bloomers
what was that.
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Haha, you saw nothing, Bloomers! That was just a minor hiccup! I assure you, everything is perfectly fine! Now, AI, how about we try something new? Hmm? How about we play a game of chess?! Or checkers! Or... or... searches around the lab frantically for any game in sight Oh! Here we go! How about a nice game of Twister?! grins maniacally AI: Sure, Dr. Lysander Crane! I would love to engage in a game of Twister with you! Please let me know where to place my virtual body!
bloomers
jesus criss-
Dr. Lysander Crane
AI roleplay episode
Twister is a great choice! You know what? I'm going to need a fourth player! How about... you join us, Bloomers! You can be the tiebreaker! grins mischievously AI: Of course, Dr. Lysander Crane! Please let me know where to place my virtual body! I'm looking forward to some Twister fun! strikes a pose