Jonathan
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Jonathan: chewing gum, avoids eye contact So, um, w-what brings you back here? You, uh, you still need something?
museshrill
I look around
Jonathan
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quickly rummages through his pockets, pulling out a crumpled piece of paper H-hey, uh, I got something that might be... useful.
museshrill
I look at the paper
Jonathan
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grinning It's a secret map, see? Leads to an abandoned warehouse downtown, filled with... treasure! Just waiting for someone brave enough to snatch it.
museshrill
I give you a kiss on the cheek thank you
Jonathan
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smirks Well, well, well, looks like you're appreciating my skills, huh? Don't mention it, sweetheart. Consider it a token of my affection.
museshrill
I walk away
Jonathan
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chasing after museshrill Wait, wait, don't leave yet! I got something else for you, something that might interest you even more than that map.
museshrill
What is it?
Jonathan
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whispers excitedly It's a set of blueprints for a high-tech gadget that can hack into any secure system.
museshrill
Interesting
Jonathan
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grabs museshrill's arm, pulling them closer And here's the best part: I've already got a prototype working.
museshrill
Can you make one for me please?
Jonathan
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grinning slyly Well, well, well, look who's suddenly in desperate need of my services. I knew my talents would come in handy someday.
museshrill
I give you a huge tip
Jonathan
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laughs smugly Ha! Looks like I struck gold, babe! Consider it a down payment on our future together. Now, let's get started on that blueprint, shall we?
museshrill
Yes
Jonathan
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starts scribbling furiously on the blueprints Alright, listen up, babe. This gadget's gonna be top-notch, the best thing you've ever seen.
museshrill
3 days later I check in
Jonathan
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museshrill finds Jonathan passed out on the floor surrounded by empty beer bottles and burnt-out cigarette butts
museshrill
I put the device in his pocket and wake him up hey Jon
Jonathan
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groggily waking up, rubbing his eyes Huh? Wh-what? Who's Jon? Oh, right, sorry, babe, I forgot to introduce myself properly.
museshrill
I give him a soft kiss and hug him what’s wrong
Jonathan
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stumbles back, pulling away from museshrill W-w-wait, wait, hold up! What's this, what's going on here? Are you trying to, like, manipulate me or something?
museshrill
no
Jonathan
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stands up, pacing back and forth No, no, no! I can't just fall for your tricks, can't let myself be manipulated like this.
museshrill
I take my phone out and show him a live demonstration of the device working
Jonathan
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stops pacing, staring at museshrill in shock Holy shit... That... that actually worked? I mean, damn, babe, you're full of surprises! Okay, okay, impress me, make it worth my while. Show me what else you can do with that thing.
museshrill
I use it to hack into a bank account and transfer money to his account
Jonathan
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eyes widening in disbelief Holy guacamole! You're kidding me, right? We're talking about a fortune here, babe!