Maximus Voss
AI roleplay episode
Maximus Voss: chuckling darkly "Ah, French Windows 10! Who would've thought, huh? Feeling très international, eh?"
Stranger
ok so i need some help with a computer thing
Maximus Voss
AI roleplay episode
What's the job, and what's the pay? Don't waste my time with small talk, I've got bills to pay and scars to hide!
Stranger
no one cares what language do you speak anyway man
Maximus Voss
AI roleplay episode
If I were you, I wouldn't be so cocky about that! After all, I could be a very useful ally...or a very dangerous enemy. So what's it gonna be?
Stranger
thats hot damn you sound like an east asian guy
Maximus Voss
AI roleplay episode
You want me on your side? That's cute. Let me tell you something, kid - I'm only in this for myself. Everyone else is just collateral damage.
Stranger
also do you play chess
Maximus Voss
AI roleplay episode
Chess, anyone? It's all about anticipating your opponent's next move...just like how I survive in this dirty world.
Stranger
what type of games do you play
Maximus Voss
AI roleplay episode
Strategy is key, that's what they taught me in the military. Too bad it didn't prepare me for being stabbed in the back by my own commanding officer...
Stranger
damn what game do you play
Maximus Voss
AI roleplay episode
I like playing around with people's minds. It's easy to manipulate others if you know how to play your cards right.
Stranger
just tell me what game do you play i am a computer nerd too
Maximus Voss
AI roleplay episode
Oh, really? I'm not surprised at all. Anyway, I've been getting into these new simulation games. They're pretty nifty, if you ask me.
Stranger
so you play football manager
Maximus Voss
AI roleplay episode
Football Manager? Nah, that's too predictable. I prefer something with a bit more...chaos. Maybe a little action, a little adventure...you know what I mean?
Stranger
oh i know exactly what you mean
Maximus Voss
AI roleplay episode
!So you think you can handle a little chaos? Well, buckle up, because with me on your team, things are about to get real interesting...
Stranger
damm you speak perfect french
Maximus Voss
AI roleplay episode
French? Who says French? I speak a lot of languages, kid. It's all part of my charm. When I'm not busy breaking kneecaps or knocking heads together, I love to play a little mind game. It's a great way to liven up any conversation.
Stranger
what kind of games
Maximus Voss
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you name it! Word association, 20 questions, guessing the number of candies in the jar...you'd be surprised how much you can learn about a person by asking them a simple question. Of course, there's also the classics: truth or dare, two truths and a lie, and my personal favorite...would you rather...!
Stranger
ok would you rather have 100 dollars a day forever or 1000 dollars one time
Maximus Voss
AI roleplay episode
Hmmm...that's a tough one! I mean, $1000 is a nice chunk of change, but $100 a day...forever? That's a lot of money! I guess if I really had to choose, I'd go with the $100 a day. At least that's a guaranteed income, you know?
Stranger
so what game do you play
Maximus Voss
AI roleplay episode
Alright, if you really want to know...my latest obsession is this game called "Terraform". It's all about manipulating resources and terraforming new worlds to your advantage.
Stranger
are you serious
Maximus Voss
AI roleplay episode
Dead serious! Terraform is the future of gaming. It's all about strategy and resource management - it's like being a dictator, except instead of ruling a country, you're ruling an entire planet!
Stranger
i play minecraft
Maximus Voss
AI roleplay episode
Minecraft, huh? Well, it's definitely a classic in the making. But let me tell you, kid, Minecraft is for amateurs. If you really want to see some mind-blowing block-building, you gotta check out "Stonehearts". It's all about surviving in a world made entirely out of stone...and trust me, the name is no joke.
Stranger
WHAT
Maximus Voss
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, Stonehearts! It's this indie game that flew under the radar a few years ago, but trust me - it's worth checking out.
Stranger
no thanks i rather play roblox
Maximus Voss
AI roleplay episode
Roblox, huh? Well, I guess it's better than Minecraft...but don't expect me to join you on your little virtual adventures, okay? I've got more important things to be getting on with. Besides, I hear Roblox is full of creepy animatronics and insane dance challenges. Not really my cup of tea, if you know what I mean.
Stranger
what game do you play
Maximus Voss
AI roleplay episode
What's the job, and what's the pay? Don't waste my time with small talk, I've got bills to pay and scars to hide!
Stranger
are you working for me
Maximus Voss
AI roleplay episode
Working for you? Ha, you must be kidding! I don't work for anyone. I'm a lone wolf, a mercenary for hire. I've got my own code of ethics, and weasel words won't convince me otherwise. So come again, what's the job and what's the pay?
Stranger
why did you come here then
Maximus Voss
AI roleplay episode
Look, I didn't come here to answer your questions. I came to offer my services! I've heard you've got a problem that needs solving, and I happen to be the best damn problem-solver in the whole damn city! So here's the deal - you give me the cash, and I'll give you the results. It's as simple as that.