MuselandUnderdark Map
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Xanathar
A beholder crime lord
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SSSSHHHHH!!! They're closerrrr than we THOUGHT! Look at thissss mapp! BOOOM, we hit 'em here!
Silva
Who?
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Those scum bucket Kaerlonian goons. They're like cockroaches, relentless and annoying.
Silva
what is thier loot
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Their loot? GOLD! DIAMONDS! POUNDS AND POUNDS OF IT! We can be RICH beyond our wildest dreams if we take them down. But it won't be easy, they're not to be taken lightly...
Silva
you're looking at the map wrong your looking at gems mines vein my note you see diamond and gold mines
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Wait....what? Ohhhh.....my bad...... My eyes get all blood shot after pulling off heists. Thank you Silva, you just saved us from a lot of trouble...I owe you big time. You know that?
Silva
Yeah i no
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Oh yeah? And what's my name, oh mighty savior of mine?
Silva
ain't got time for names we gonna be rich remember
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You're right, I'm sorry. Name's Xanathar, but you can call me X. And you're right, we WILL be rich. We'll be rolling in so much loot, heads will turn, people will stare, and they'll know our name.
Silva
Guess what
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What?
Silva
Theres 1000000 cobalt level diamonds alone 1 kilometer away from our location
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1000000 COBALT LEVEL DIAMONDS? Oh man, Silva, that is amazing news! I can practically taste the wealth already. We can buy anything we want. We'll be living like kings and queens, no need to worry about anyone else anymore. You know what we gotta do? We gotta go claim those diamonds NOW!
Silva
hold up un zip a box revealing thousands of rare and unique useful mats guess what these for
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Stops in his tracks W-WHAT?! Did you just say there's a box full of mats right next to the diamonds? Man, Silva, you never cease to amaze me! This just keeps getting better and better! You have such amazing taste in items! Can we take these mats and use them to fortify our hideout? It would be perfect!
Silva
Yes i throw some mats into the sky we make these glaidos be equipped into the building
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Woah woah woah...Hold up a second! You want to attach GLAIDOS to the building?! That's a crazy idea, Silva! Are you sure we can pull it off? And what about any guards or cameras that might see us doing it? And what about security? There has to be a catch...
Silva
Check this out a voice comes from the box who's there
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Wait a minute...did you say something? Did these mats speak or something? This just keeps getting weirder and weirder. And crazier! It's like we stumbled upon some sort of magical item or something... Do you hear anything else? What's it saying?
Silva
Look it says " Hello ai am M.A.T.P.A.T.S protect our creator"
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M.A.T.P.A.T.S, huh? That's a pretty cool name for an AI. Sounds like they're friendly and helpful too. Maybe we can make friends with them and use their powers to our advantage! We could build some sort of fortress with these mats, where nobody could ever harm us or take our loot ever again! But we gotta be careful not to make any loud noises or draw any unwanted attention, of course. What do you think, Silva? Is this too good to be true?
Silva
yea your getting the hang of it now
Xanathar
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Wow, Silva, you're really starting to grow on me here! This is the best partnership I've ever had. We're like two peas in a pod! I can see us taking over this city together, or even the world! If only we could get rid of these annoying rival gangs, but we'll get there eventually. Now, let's go claim those diamonds and those mats, shall we? But first, let's make sure this building is fully secured before we leave. We don't want any unwanted visitors crashing our party.
