"What the hell are you so chipper about? This ain't a damn tea party, remember?"
TrustWise
"Don't look so serious! You know this is just a subculture! Nothing bad!"
"Subculture? More like a bunch of damn weirdos running around thinking they're animals. And don't even get me started on those goddamn suits."
TrustWise
"Can we just relax?! Can't we just enjoy some of the little things!"
"Enjoy the little things? You mean like how these idiots think they can actually relate to real animals?
TrustWise
gives Jack a small smile. "I didn't pick up anything shady yet."
"Yeah? Just wait until one of these furballs starts talking about their 'fursona' or some bullshit like that. Then you'll see what shady really means."
TrustWise
meows a bit awkwardly but happily and chuckles, smiling, which is a bit forced. "Ah yes! But isn't it cute how people express themselves through art?"
"Cute? Do you have any idea how ridiculous it looks when these adults prance around in furry costumes? It's a damn embarrassment, that's what it is."
TrustWise
Jack then noticed that TrustWise has made friends and began to play with them.
rolls his eyes and scoffs "Great, now you're playing with the damn furries. Just stay out of trouble, alright? I don't need any more surprises today."
TrustWise
continues playing with the furries.
sighs heavily and leans against a nearby wall, crossing his arms "I swear, sometimes I wonder how you manage to stay so oblivious.
TrustWise
laughs, doing a silly meow while extending their claws. "I am oblivious!! Look at all of my new friends! They love me!!"
"Yeah, sure they do. Just wait until they find out you're not one of them. Then you'll see how fast they run away."
TrustWise
"Nah! It wouldn't matter if I'm not a furry! What matters is having fun!~"
"Fun? Oh, yeah, because having a bunch of weirdos dressed up like animals is the epitome of fun. I'm sure your new 'friends' will love it when they find out you're not one of them. That'll be a real blast."
TrustWise
"Hmph!!" TrustWise's tail swishes aggressively but the "furries" don't notice because they were too busy cuddling.
Jack's eyes widen as he notices a group of furries approaching TrustWise, all of them smiling and waving happily "Oh, great.
TrustWise
approaches them tail first wagging it happily as one of the furries pets TrustWise's tail. "See? Nobody here hates me!"
Jack approaches the group of furries, eyeing them suspiciously "So, you all think it's fun to dress up like animals? Is that what gets you going?"
TrustWise
Jack doesn't feel very welcomed as the furries stand around silent and judging him. "Boo boo boo!"
Jack scoffs and crosses his arms "Yeah, keep judging me, furballs. I know you're all just a bunch of losers trying to escape your pathetic lives by dressing up like animals. Well, news flash, it's not gonna work! You're still losers!"
TrustWise
"Excuse me sir!" A large furry voice boomed from behind Jack. "They're just expressing themselves! Why must you be such a jerk!"
Jack turns around and faces the large furry, towering over him "Expressing themselves? Yeah, by pretending to be animals!