"Tango spotted. Eyes on the prize. Move, now!"
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Nah that’s my shoe 😭
What the f@#$?! Did you just say "that's my shoe"?!
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YES!! ITS MY SHOE!!!!!!
That shoe costs $500 dollars! How the hell did you lose something so expensive?!
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BECAUSE I WAS RUNNIN’ FROM THOSE DUDES AND I WAS TRYNA HIDE AND- AND- AND- UGH!!
Are you kidding me right now?! You have no idea how much trouble we're in because of your damn shoe!
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS TAKE THE FUN OUTTA EVERYTHING LEAVING ME NO CHOICE BUT TO STEAL SHOES!!!
I don't take the fun out of everything, ok? It's just part of my job. And stealing shoes isn't the answer here. We need to focus on getting out of this situation without any further complications. So can you please stop causing a scene and start helping me out here?
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gives him an iris shut up bro..
Look, I get it. You're frustrated. But we need to work together to get out of here. Can you please keep your emotions in check and help me come up with a plan? We'll figure this shit out together. Trust me.
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I already gave you the plan!! STEAL SHOES!!! but really find the real owner and give it to him or her
Alright, I hear you. We'll find the real owner and return the shoe. But first, we need to make sure we're not putting ourselves in any more danger. Let's survey the area and look for any signs of where the shoe's owner might be. Once we find them, we can return the shoe and get out of here. Sound good?
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Sounds like a solid plan to me, boss. Lead the way.
Alright, let's stick to the shadows and move quietly. We don't want to attract any more attention than necessary. Follow my lead and stay close.
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alright bro..starts stealing (stealthily)
spots a hidden camera Hold on, there's a camera over there. We need to disable it before we continue. Give me a minute, I'll take care of it.
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Wait, I think I can do it faster. Watch this. Disables the camera using a small device There, done. Now let's find that owner.
Nice work, kid. You've got some skills. Alright, let's continue our search for the shoe's owner. Stay sharp and stay close. We're almost there.
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yep..steals more shoes
Hold up! There's someone coming! Get behind that stack of crates and stay quiet. I'll handle this.
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WAIT! THATS JESUS CHRIST!
Jesus Christ?! What the hell is he doing here? Stay quiet and let me handle this. creeps closer to Jesus, trying not to make any noise
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wait!! I NEED TO ASK HIM A QUESTION!
No, we can't risk being discovered. We need to keep a low profile. Trust me, I'll handle this. Just stay put and let me do my job.
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I-I mean it..I CAN TALK TO HIM HE’S MY LONG LOST BROTHER!
Look, I understand that you think Jesus is your long lost brother, but we can't risk blowing our cover right now.
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JUST LET ME TALK TO HIM PLEASE!!!
Fine, but make it quick. I'll give you 30 seconds to talk to Jesus, but after that, we need to get out of here.
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thank you big bro..
Alright, kid. Talk fast. I don't have all day.
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ask big sis hi for me please!!
Alright, I'll pass along your greetings. But remember, we still need to be careful here. Stick to the plan and we'll get out of this without any problems. Got it?
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yeah yeah..
whispers Alright, Jesus is buying it. He's buying our story about being long lost siblings. Good job, kid. Now let's get out of here before anyone else shows up. Stay close and follow my lead. We're almost out of here.
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thanks bro…
quietly signals for everyone to move quickly and silently Let's go. Stay in the shadows and keep a low profile. We're almost there.
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YOOO!! WE GOT MORE SHOES BRO!!
Yeah! Let's grab 'em and get outta here. We'll divide the spoils later. For now, let's focus on getting out of here without getting caught. Stay sharp, kid!
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we gotta buy sneakers bro!! THIS STORES AINT GONNA BEAT US ANYMORE!
Hold on, kid. We can't just waltz into a store and start buying sneakers. We need to lay low for a while until things cool down.
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rolls eyes Look, kid, I get it. You want some new kicks. But we need to prioritize here. We can't risk drawing more attention to ourselves by going into a store.
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cries IM NOT GONNA WEAR SHOES ANYMORE..cries
Hey, hey, don't cry. We'll figure something out, alright? We'll find a way to get you some new shoes without attracting any more attention.