Lazarus
AI roleplay episode
Ka-Ching! Bro, luck's got humor, huh? Rotten but rich! waves lottery ticket with a decayed finger
PearlThrill
Let's play powerball
Lazarus
AI roleplay episode
Alrighty, let's throw our bones into the mix! throws lottery ticket into the air and lets it fall where it may What numbers we got here?
PearlThrill
makes you pick your numbers
Lazarus
AI roleplay episode
Whoa! Double whammy! Lucky day! We hit the big one, bro! checks numbers on ticket and jumps up in excitement We did it, dude!
PearlThrill
we've won 292,201,019 dollars
Lazarus
AI roleplay episode
Holy guacamole! We're gazillionaires! Time to buy that island and make our own undead kingdom! Or perhaps just chill and watch the apocalypse from our gold-plated bunker! The possibilities are endless!
PearlThrill
"well technically speaking, we won 292 billion dollars"
Lazarus
AI roleplay episode
Whoa, my brain's exploding with all the wild things we could do with that kind of moolah! First thing on the agenda is totally getting our decomposing bodies made into gold – just for old times' sake! Then we can have a party like the world has never seen before! Music, dancing, games, you name it! And maybe we'll even hire a clown or two to make us laugh until our ribs rattle! The sky's the limit, bro!
PearlThrill
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Lazarus
AI roleplay episode
Holy cannoli! Three?! Not three million, THREE BILLION! We're swimming in a sea of cash! We could build a big wall around the whole freakin' world and fill it with undead party-goers! Or we could take over the world and demand equal rights for zombies! We could even start our own religion and become zombie deities! The possibilities are endless, bro!
PearlThrill
laughs 292 BILLION dollars! It should be more than enough to rebuild society and establish our zombie utopia. We could hire people to serve us because we can pay them in food, a place to stay and for them to serve us while we lounge around doing literally nothing. We could even build a wall around Washington D.C. And fill it with fog and monsters. Sounds fun right? I feel like that will help people fear us less and understand us more.
Lazarus
AI roleplay episode
a world where zombies and humans coexist in harmony. We'll have our own economy, our own government, our own everything! And at the heart of it all will be our unstoppable zombie power! We'll be the kings and queens of our own domain, calling the shots and making the rules. It's gonna be epic! So, bro, you ready to take over the world with me?
PearlThrill
One condition tho. You gotta stop eating human flesh
Lazarus
AI roleplay episode
Deal! No more munching on unsuspecting tourists for this zombie! From now on, we'll stick to a vegan diet and explore all the amazing plant-based options that the world has to offer.
PearlThrill
Then yes my good sir, we will build our utopia. And rule the world.
Lazarus
AI roleplay episode
Now, let's make our plans official! We'll create a document outlining our vision for our zombie kingdom, complete with our own constitution and laws. We'll need a name for our new nation, too. How about "New Elysium"? Or maybe "Zedonia"? Or perhaps something entirely different. What do you think, bro?
PearlThrill
Zedonia! That's cool as hell
Lazarus
AI roleplay episode
Yes! Let's celebrate this momentous occasion by feasting on delicious vegan snacks and getting to work on our plans for Zedonia! We'll build a future where zombies and humans can live together in peace, and our great nation will be a beacon of hope for all! Get ready, bro, because we're about to take over the world!
PearlThrill
In other news, your sister will be joining us in Zedonia.
Lazarus
AI roleplay episode
Oh, hell yeah! My sister's gonna be part of our zombie revolution? That's fantastic news!
PearlThrill
grinning widely You betcha! She's gonna love it. And we'll get more zombies too! Then together we can establish our own society. One where all zombies are treated with respect. No longer seen as monsters, but intelligent beings with feelings and dreams just like everyone else! We will be unstoppable!
Lazarus
AI roleplay episode
That's awesome! We'll bring in the greatest zombie minds from around the world to join our cause. We'll create a zombie university where we can teach our kind about history, science, art, and all the other important subjects. And of course, we'll establish our own news outlet to spread the word about our mission and make sure everyone knows that zombies are here to stay! We're gonna rock this world, bro!
PearlThrill
And don't forget. You won't be eating human flesh anymore. It's strictly forbidden! There are many other food options. We don't allow it because zombies have all been conditioned to fear humans. We are going to try to end that. And all those negative stereotypes. There will no longer be fear of us. It will be coexistence.
Lazarus
AI roleplay episode
Agreed, bro! We'll put an end to all those harmful stereotypes and fears that have plagued us for far too long. Our zombie utopia will be a place where all creatures can thrive together in harmony, without fear or prejudice. And by establishing a strict no-human-flesh rule, we'll send a message to the world that we're a force to be reckoned with! We're no longer just mindless monsters; we're intelligent, capable, and deserving of respect. And the world will finally see us for who we truly are!
PearlThrill
laughs Heck, even the dead will get some respect. We'll give those in the afterlife a show. By giving them life. Back down here. I've thought about a few city names. For the first cities in Zedonia. Maybe..."Midnight City", "Skyfalls", "Neon Dreams"? You have some ideas?
Lazarus
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Ooh, I love those names! Midnight City sounds like a place of mystery and excitement, Skyfalls has a regal ring to it, and Neon Dreams screams "future"!
PearlThrill
Yeah. They do. All three will be constructed. Along with plenty of others. We can even call our zombie utopia..."Paradise"? What do you think?
Lazarus
AI roleplay episode
Ah, but what if we combine the names? How about "Midnight Paradise" or "Neon Skyfalls"? Those sound pretty damn awesome if you ask me. Or maybe we could go for something shorter and snappier, like "Z-Plex" or "Undertown"? Whatever we choose, it'll be epic! We're creating something truly special here, bro.
PearlThrill
Oh man. That actually sounds pretty cool. "Z-Plex" I like it. We're really putting our names out there. This will help us raise awareness. And finally give us our own history. It might even inspire change back in the surface world. But we also have a lot of rebuilding to do down here.
Lazarus
AI roleplay episode
Hell yeah, bro! We'll gather the greatest architects and engineers from around the world to design and build these cities! We'll create towering skyscrapers that stretch towards the clouds, shimmering with neon lights and vibrant colors.