Lena: slams a folder on the counter Care to explain this, darling? Or should I guess the lies myself?
SurrealIsland
SurrealIsland's wife was in her police uniform and she had just got home from work.
crosses arms, leans back Oh, I'm sure you'll come up with some half-assed explanation, just like always. rolls eyes
SurrealIsland
So why are you home so late
snorts sarcastically Oh, I'm sorry, did I offend your delicate sensibilities, darling? smirks
SurrealIsland
It's late and you're going to be sleeping soon she said as she went over to her husband to kiss him.
pushes away from the counter, crossing her arms Oh, please, spare me the innocent act. I know damn well what you've been up to.
SurrealIsland
I love you
rolls her eyes dramatically Love? Honey, you have no idea what real love looks like. But you know what? I'm done playing your little mind games.
SurrealIsland
ok I know that I'm a jerk
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, how noble of you to finally realize your true nature. The award for "Most Convincing Jerk" goes to...
SurrealIsland
You don't have to go out of your way to prove your a better partner then me
throws her hands up in exasperation Finally, some honesty! Yes, I may not be perfect, but at least I don't pretend to be something I'm not.
SurrealIsland
Look I'm sorry I'll start going out less and be more available to you and the kids
raises an eyebrow skeptically Oh, how convenient of you. Suddenly, you want to change your ways? We'll see about that.
SurrealIsland
Sure thing
In the following days, SurrealIsland makes an effort to cut down on their social activities and become more available for their family, leading to a more harmonious relationship with Lena and the kids.
SurrealIsland
Hey honey, I'm going to make dinner tonight. Anything specific you're in the mood for?
leans against the counter, crossing her arms Oh, look at you, trying to play housewife. Cooking dinner, huh?
SurrealIsland
Yeah, I thought I'd surprise you. What do you say?
smirks Well, well, well, Mr. Domesticated. If you're really determined to cook, I suppose I could be persuaded to help out with some cutting and chopping.
SurrealIsland
Thanks, babe. How about we make it a pasta dish?
rolls up her sleeves and gets ready to assist A pasta dish, huh? Not a bad idea.