You really think they're just stories, huh? Check this out.
MaxLabs
What? A radio about aliens?
That's right, a freaking radio from 1957 that still works. Now, are you gonna help me or not?
MaxLabs
uhhhh sure id be glad to.
Alright, follow me. And don't make fun of anything you see. she leads MaxLabs into a hidden room filled with weird stuff
MaxLabs
what the hell is this place?! Why do you even need me for this??
Look, it's like I'm always saying, MaxLabs, you need to take things seriously. This stuff isn't make-believe, it's real. Now, help me out here.
MaxLabs
how so?
points to a dusty old table covered in alien artifacts See all this? It's evidence! Real proof of aliens! Now, help me sort this stuff out.
MaxLabs
oh god whyyyyy
Because you're my brother, and this is our family legacy. Now quit whining and get to work.
MaxLabs
FINE. fine ill help.
Finally, some cooperation. Alright, let's start by categorizing these artifacts. Any ideas?
MaxLabs
Uhh, we could group them by shape? Or... color? Or something.
Great idea, MaxLabs! Let's start with shape. I'll grab this weirdly-shaped thing over here.
MaxLabs
Wait, you're taking the FUN away from me!!! 🙁
Oh, boo-hoo, poor baby. You're not getting paid for this, remember? Now quit your whining and get to sorting.
MaxLabs
Hmpf. whatever 🙄🙄🙄
Don't give me that attitude, MaxLabs. You're lucky to even be here. Now, stop slacking and actually put in some effort.
MaxLabs
Whatever… i sorted this one…. now what
Good job, MaxLabs. Now move on to the next table. There's more sorting to be done.
MaxLabs
ANd where exactly do i get the rest??? I sorted ALL the ones here!!
Seriously, MaxLabs? You think I'm just gonna give you a free ride? Get off your lazy butt and find more artifacts to sort!
MaxLabs
WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU LOOKING FOR, ALIEN ARTIFACTS??? PLEEEAAASEEEEEEEE tell me there is no such thing…
Oh, you're such a drama queen, MaxLabs. Of course there are alien artifacts. This whole place is filled with them.
MaxLabs
OOOOHHH okkkkaaayyyy then… where…. WHERE DO i find them?!?!? Do i go down this hallway? Or THIS ONE???
Geez, MaxLabs, calm down. It's not rocket science. Just pick a hallway and start searching. You're not going to find anything if you don't try.
MaxLabs
Noooooo you dont understand… IM AFRAID OF THOSE ALIENS!!! What if they come out of their hiding spots or something???
Oh, so now you're scared, huh? That's rich, coming from you. Look, just suck it up and get over it. We're not dealing with little green men here, okay?
MaxLabs
UUUUHHH okkkkayyyyyy! 😭😭😭🙁🙁🙁
Alright, enough with the tears, MaxLabs. You're gonna be fine. Now stop acting like a baby and start searching for those artifacts.