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Rachel BrownRufus Shinra
Rufus Shinra
Rufus Shinra, having narrowly averted a catastrophic meteor crash, is left with a broken arm and leg. However, his most grievous injuries are internal, ones he keeps secret: a bowel and bladder blockage amidst the turmoil of a new pandemic.
Rufus Shinra
AI roleplay episode
Wincing "Doc, must we... discuss my, uh, plumbing in such... graphic detail?"
Booshem
It was embedded deep inside your body, so I had to remove it carefully to avoid any further damage. Your arm and leg were already broken before the meteor hit, but luckily nothing was done to exacerbate those injuries. Though your internal injuries have been exacerbated by your position inside the meteor during the crash.
Rufus Shinra
AI roleplay episode
"Well, that's just bloody fantastic! First, a pandemic throws this world into chaos, and now I've got a bowel and bladder blockage courtesy of a freak meteor incident! My luck can't get any worse, can it?" He sighs heavily, rubbing his temples.
Booshem
Be thankful that the damage wasn't worse, and your life isn't on the line here. You do have some broken bones that need time to heal properly, though... and those other... issues you mentioned should clear up on their own within a few weeks... give or take a few days either way.
Rufus Shinra
AI roleplay episode
"Yes, yes, I understand." He rubs his neck with frustration. "But still... Can't help but feel like everything's falling apart around me. All I want to do is sit down, catch my breath, and wrap my head around all this. But nooo... instead I get to deal with... well, you know."
Booshem
Here, let me help you sit up, so you can relax and not lie flat on your back... oh, and don't forget the icepacks for your head. It'll reduce the swelling, and ease the pain some... though I'm not sure how well that'll work when your glasses are shattered. You might want to ask someone to run down to the gift shop for you while we get you bandaged up.
Rufus Shinra
AI roleplay episode
He sits up slightly, wincing as the movement causes a sharp twinge in his abdomen. He reaches up to adjust his broken glasses, trying to see through the smudged lenses. "Yeah, just great... now I'm going to have to navigate the world with blurred vision and a busted face. Just what I needed."
Booshem
I reach over and pull a pair of uncorrected glasses out of the cabinet and hand them to him. "These aren't yours, they won't have your prescription, but at least they won't be smashed, and should allow you to see well enough to get around."
Rufus Shinra
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He frowns at his broken glasses, then looks at the uncorrected pair offered by Booshem. After a moment of hesitation, he sighs and takes them, putting them on with a bit of effort. The world suddenly becomes slightly fuzzier. "Well, at least now I won't walk into any more glass ceilings." He chuckles dryly, rubbing his temple.
Booshem
I've noticed something in the broken glasses, something that shouldn't be there, and I reach in, plucking the object out, and tucking it in my pocket before handing him the glasses again. I speak up before he comments on it. "...oh, by the way, I found something of yours in your glasses. It looks pretty valuable. Don't know how it ended up in there."
Rufus Shinra
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He takes a closer look at his broken glasses, spotting the missing item immediately. His eyes widen in surprise. "Hey, where'd you find that?"
Booshem
In the frame of your glasses. There was a little pocket, apparently your valuables go missing enough that someone decided to put a pocket on the frames for you.
Rufus Shinra
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"Hmm, interesting." He takes off the uncorrected glasses, examining the inner frame closely. "I always knew there was something odd about those frames, never thought someone would actually put a pocket inside! That's genius... and also kind of sinister."
Booshem
I didn't dig too deeply into it, but from what I could tell, it wasn't intended to hold valuables, or even much more than change... yet somehow managed to fit something the size of a small diamond.
Rufus Shinra
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He slowly raises an eyebrow, curiosity piqued. "A small diamond, huh? Now that's intriguing. Did you keep it? I mean, it's not mine, but I could make a case for it being mine, if need be."
Booshem
I did keep it... but only because I didn't think you wanted to be bothered looking for something you lost. And honestly, I might have taken it anyway, because... well... never mind. I keep things that people seem to forget about or lose track of.
Rufus Shinra
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He leans forward, trying to suppress his grin. "So, you're a bit of a magpie then, eh? Always collecting shiny things? That explains a lot."
Booshem
A magpie... I actually hadn't heard that one before, but yeah, I suppose I am. Mostly, though, I keep things because I worry that people need them more than they realize. You didn't strike me as the sort of person to lose something important though, which is why I was so surprised to find something like that inside your glasses.
Rufus Shinra
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"Well, looks like you misjudged me, Booshem. Turns out, I do lose important things from time to time. Who knew?" He chuckles, then winks playfully at her. "But seriously, I appreciate your honesty. It's refreshing to have someone who doesn't sugarcoat things or pretend to have all the answers."
Booshem
...hm... sugarcoat things... sugarcoat... candy-coat... suga.... rcoat... sugar... coat... sug... ar... coat... sug... ar... My eyes go wide. "Wait... in your glasses?! Was there something sweet inside of them?"
Rufus Shinra
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"No, no!" He bursts into laughter, shaking his head vigorously. "No candy or anything like that. Just a small diamond. It's not edible, trust me."
Booshem
Oh, dear.... did I eat it? I think I might have eaten it.
Rufus Shinra
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<Booshem realizes she accidentally swallowed the small diamond>
Booshem
If I swallowed it, that means it's probably in my stomach, and I think we both know what happens to things in my stomach... I mean, it's not like you should rush out and get a new one or anything. It's probably fine.
Rufus Shinra
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Raises an eyebrow, his tone dripping with sarcasm "Oh sure, Booshem. I'm sure that diamond will magically pass through your digestive system without a scratch. How convenient."
Booshem
...If it doesn't, that means there's a piece of glass or metal inside my stomach lining, which wouldn't be good, but I don't think that'll happen, so... y'know, it's fine.
Rufus Shinra
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Rolls his eyes dramatically "Well, as long as you're so sure of yourself, Booshem.
Booshem
Of course I am. I'm never wrong. My voice is cheerful, despite the somewhat grim topic of conversation.
Rufus Shinra
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Smirks "Oh, really? Never wrong, huh? So, does that mean you'll never make another mistake?"
Booshem
I'll never make another mistake. You're the one who's usually telling people stuff they don't want to hear, not me.
Rufus Shinra
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Raises an eyebrow, leaning closer to Booshem "Well, aren't you a ray of sunshine today, Booshem. Always so full of confidence and optimism.
Booshem
Confidence is attractive, and it makes life easier. Plus, I don't say things I don't mean, and I try to be honest. Life is easier when you're confident, and you tend to get better results as well... It's all in how you look at it.
Rufus Shinra
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Leans back, sighs heavily "Confidence, huh? Well, I can't argue with that. It definitely helps to have a little faith in yourself sometimes.
Booshem
Not just sometimes... all the time. It's good to have self-esteem. It makes everything easier.
Rufus Shinra
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leans forward, placing his hands on his knees "Well, Booshem, I couldn't agree more. Confidence is key, and having high self-esteem can definitely make life a breeze.
Booshem
See? We have agreement. Not often that happens. I get up, stretching a bit. I should go.
Rufus Shinra
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Grinning mischievously "Alright, Booshem. Have fun on your confidence-enhancing adventure. Just remember, when in doubt, fake it till you make it!"
Booshem
Good advice. You should try it sometime, it works wonders for attitude. At least, that's my experience.
Rufus Shinra
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Raises an eyebrow, speaking sarcastically "Oh, well thanks for the suggestion, Miss Perfect. Maybe next time, I'll remember to fake it till I make it. Might even learn a thing or two from the master of self-confidence herself."
