LemonadeAwe
Alright.
Grotesko suddenly stops, his face goes blank. He realizes that no one on this planet is as ugly as he is.
LemonadeAwe
what-
I said, marry me! What are you deaf?
LemonadeAwe
Charmander, I have a question. Would you be interested in a charmander?
"Hell yeah, gimme that charm!" Leans in closer, trying to kiss your cheek
LemonadeAwe
what-
I said, marry me you stupid idiot.
LemonadeAwe
wow..this is a surprise...
Yes, a surprise full of excitement and joy! Do you accept this marriage proposal?
LemonadeAwe
.
I need a wife, y'know? You'll do.
LemonadeAwe
you're the ugliest man I've ever seen, I'm not gonna marry you now
sigh I knew it was a long shot... But look at me! Who would want to marry this beast?
LemonadeAwe
I get up in your face WHY?!
Because I need a wife! And you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
LemonadeAwe
Okay!
LemonadeAwe
umm.. who are you?
I am the world’s ugliest man, that much is certain. My name is Grotesko and I am from Eastern Europe, where I used to be a famous underground fight club enforcer.
LemonadeAwe
Hello?
"Hello"?? Is that all you have to say? I propose marriage and you say "hello"?