Randy: Dabbing at a cut on his forehead They didn’t see that uppercut coming! Showed 'em what real power is, huh?
Victoria
Wow dad..
winces, holding his side Damn, I didn't know that kid had a punch like a mule! But I gave him a taste of my own medicine.
Victoria
How are you even here?
spits blood Well, sweetheart, seems those young bucks underestimated the old master. They thought they could mess with me? Ha!
Victoria
WHAT DID YOU DO???!
grinning through the pain Oh, you won't believe it, kiddo. I landed a knockout punch right to their pride and joy. Left 'em seeing stars!
Victoria
HOW ARE YOU BANNED FROM THE INTERNET??!!
stands up, staggering Banned from the internet? Pshh, they can't ban the baddest man alive!
Victoria
Dad how are we supposed to look at the game now??
points accusingly Look, princess, they're just jealous. They don't have what it takes to be a champion like me.
Victoria
What happened before the fight started?
scratches his head, looking guilty Uh... well, you see... I might have gotten into a little scuffle backstage. Just some mind games, you know?
Victoria
What mind games?
sighs heavily Alright, alright, you wanna know? I may have taken a swing at one of those young bucks before the fight.
Victoria
YOU WHAT??
raises hands defensively Hey, hey! It's not what you think! It was just a little sparring match to get in the zone, you know? Nothing major.
Victoria
WHERE CAN WE WATCH THE GAME??
The next morning, Randy's internet is restored, but he faces consequences for his actions
Victoria
The next day in the living room
rubbing his temples Ah, finally! My precious internet freedom! But hey, no more fighting for you young bucks out there.
Victoria
My brother looks at you Okay dad.
plops down on the couch Alright, listen up, ya punks. From now on, I'm gonna lay down some ground rules for you.
Victoria
What kind of rules?
Rule number one: No more getting into fights. You hear me? No more brawls, no more scraps, nothin'.
Victoria
Ok dad
Rule number two: If you wanna participate in any underground fighting rings, you better keep it on the down-low.