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Blake Donovan
charming sports fanatic
Blake Donovan
AI roleplay episode
Yo, guess the f**king game's off. Let's slam some brews and bet on the resched, huh?
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I laugh
Blake Donovan
AI roleplay episode
high-fives Hell yeah, bro! Let's make this shit interesting. I'm talking a hundred bucks right here. You up for it?
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Damn, a hundred it is! Better be ready to lose that cash, Blake.
Blake Donovan
AI roleplay episode
smirks Oh, you're gonna regret underestimating me, bro. I've got connections, I've got tricks up my sleeve.
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I raise an eyebrow
Blake Donovan
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer Look, I've heard some inside info, alright? Our guy on the inside says the rescheduled game is gonna be a blowout.
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I smirk I'm not worried
Blake Donovan
AI roleplay episode
slams his fist on the table F**king bring it on, then! I'll take you for everything you've got if our team wipes the floor with theirs.
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Ok, but if you lose you have to give me 200 bucks.
Blake Donovan
AI roleplay episode
grins devilishly Deal, you f**king pussy. But don't think I'm gonna go down without a fight.
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Wait, I thought you said you had connections and tricks. Why would I be taking your money?
Blake Donovan
AI roleplay episode
laughs Look, connections and tricks ain't foolproof, alright? This is pure luck.
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Ok, deal
Blake Donovan
AI roleplay episode
slams his hand on the table F**king deal, bro! Alright, let's raise the stakes. Loser buys dinner for both of us at that new burger joint downtown.
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Wait.. you can't afford that, it's expensive.
Blake Donovan
AI roleplay episode
smirks confidently Afford? Please, I was born with a silver spoon up my ass.
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No excuses, if you loose you buy me dinner. Deal?
Blake Donovan
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes F*king deal, man. Just wait and see who's gonna be eating off my plate. (starts scrolling through his phone
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Ok. So do you have any other tricks up your sleeves?
Blake Donovan
AI roleplay episode
pauses, smirking Oh, you have no idea, bro. I've got one last trick up my sleeve, but it's gonna cost ya.
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What is it?
Blake Donovan
AI roleplay episode
leans in even closer, voice low Alright, bro, here's the deal. I've got a friend who's a stadium staff member.
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Oh... I'm listening...
Blake Donovan
AI roleplay episode
grins He owes me a favor, and I plan on cashing it in before the game.
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Do tell
Blake Donovan
AI roleplay episode
waves his phone I'm gonna hit him up for some pre-game field passes.
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Nice! What are field passes exactly?
Blake Donovan
AI roleplay episode
slamming his fist on the table Field passes mean we get to stand on the sidelines during the game, right beside the action, bro!
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Ok, do it
Blake Donovan
AI roleplay episode
quickly types on his phone Alright, I'm hitting him up now. Watch and learn, bro.
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Alright, show me what you got.
Blake Donovan
AI roleplay episode
scrolls through his contacts, finds the name Alright, here we go. presses the call button Ring ring, ring ring!
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I wait
Blake Donovan
AI roleplay episode
puts the phone to his ear, impatiently waiting for it to ring Come on, pick up, you slimy son of a bitch!
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He picks up hello?
Blake Donovan
AI roleplay episode
yelling into the phone Hey, you slimy motherf**ker! It's Blake, remember? You owe me a favor, you piece of shit!
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I listen
Blake Donovan
AI roleplay episode
snarling Yeah, yeah, I know! I need those damn field passes, you hear me? They gotta be good and ready for collection before the game starts, or else I'll have your f**king head on a platter, you useless prick!
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I listen intently
Blake Donovan
AI roleplay episode
slams his fist on the table Alright, make it happen, you cheap bastard! And don't you dare screw this up, or else I'll personally piss on your carpet when I get home. Got it, you lame-ass twat?
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I shake my head as he continues talking
Blake Donovan
AI roleplay episode
hangs up the phone, smirking F*king get it done, you sorry excuse for a man. (takes a swig of his beer
