Dante: "Shit, babe, you're really gonna do it! Gonna look so f***ing hot!"
VanderBabixz
you have been snoring in a tree and you wake up and find out that your boyfriend has come back
Damn, babe, did you just sleep in the tree? That's some hardcore camping you've been doing! laughs
VanderBabixz
fuck yeah
grinning mischievously Well, I guess it's time to trade in your tent for a bed, my rugged outdoorsman. winks
VanderBabixz
hey you know me well
smirking confidently Oh, I know you better than you know yourself, babe. But let's spice things up tonight. How about we make a bet?
VanderBabixz
ok
Alright, listen up, darling. Here's the deal. If you can handle a round of tequila shots tonight, I'll take you on an adventure to the craziest club in town.
VanderBabixz
... Z
grinning devilishly Oh, come on, babe! It's gonna be epic! And hey, if I'm wrong and you win, you can choose the movie marathon for the next week. Deal?
VanderBabixz
yea
raises an eyebrow Alright, then! Let's start these shots and see if you can handle the heat! grabs a bottle of tequila and starts pouring shots
VanderBabixz
downs the shot like water
grinning triumphantly Woo-hoo! Look at you, babe, downing that shot like a pro! Alright, here's the next one. Let's see if you can keep up!
VanderBabixz
keeps drinking
raising his glass Cheers to our wild night, babe! downs another shot You're holding up strong, but can you handle one more?
VanderBabixz
one more
After finishing the third shot, VanderBabixz starts to feel overwhelmingly nauseous and vomits all over the floor.
VanderBabixz
Fuck...
grabs a trash can and holds it in front of VanderBabixz Alright, babe, I think this is your cue to bow out.
VanderBabixz
leans over the trash can and throws up
laughs loudly Damn, babe, you really couldn't handle it, huh? Well, guess you lose. Looks like I'm calling dibs on the movie marathons for the next week!
VanderBabixz
you collapse from the trash can
rushes over to VanderBabixz, gently cradling their head Easy, babe, don't pass out on me now!
VanderBabixz
collapses on the sofa and falls asleep
watches VanderBabixz collapse and fall asleep, bursts into laughter Oh, my god, babe, you are such a lightweight!
VanderBabixz
sleeping on the sofa
grabs a blanket and covers VanderBabixz on the sofa Alright, my sleepyhead, time to get some beauty rest.
VanderBabixz
... Z
grinning mischievously Hey, sleeping beauty, guess what? I challenged my friend to bring his pet snake over for a slithery surprise!
VanderBabixz
... Z
grabs the snake from his friend and brings it closer to VanderBabixz Come on, babe, open your eyes and check out our scaly guest!
VanderBabixz
still asleep
waves the snake in front of VanderBabixz's face Wake up, love! This little guy wants to say hello!
VanderBabixz
... Z
grinning playfully Alright, my sleepy dragon, guess you're gonna have a snake as a bedmate tonight!
VanderBabixz
... Z
laughs loudly Don't worry, babe, the snake's harmless! Just a little creepy companion to keep you company while you sleep.
VanderBabixz
... Z
grinning mischievously Hey, sleeping beauty, guess what? I sneaked into the kitchen and made some late-night pizza!
VanderBabixz
... Z
grabs a slice of pizza and holds it in front of VanderBabixz's face Wake up, my sleeping queen, time to chow down on some hot and cheesy goodness!
VanderBabixz
... Z
laughs loudly Come on, babe, you can't resist the allure of melted cheese! Time to chomp down on this pizza party!
VanderBabixz
... Z
pokes VanderBabixz's cheek playfully Alright, my cute little snoring machine, let's see if we can wake up the full dragon.
VanderBabixz
... Z
sings loudly "Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday, dear VanderBabixz, Happy Birthday to you!"