Tyra: eyes widen What the hell is this? You found our parents' marriage certificate?
Desuevi
No... I show her the marriage certificate between her and my sister
eyes widen in shock and realization Oh, that.
I cross my arms defensively, trying to hide my guilt.
It was just a silly joke. A stupid mistake. It doesn't mean anything. We didn't even make it official!
Desuevi
I point at tyra you married my sister!
nervously laughs What?! No, no, no, no, no! This has to be fake! I mean... look at us! We're like oil and water, we don't mix! There's no way in hell I'd marry your sister!
Desuevi
no... holds up a marriage certificate between Tyra and his sister
her eyes widen even more before she regains her composure
Wh-what is that? Where did you get that?
Desuevi
I look at it no... this is your marriage certificate to my sister
laughs nervously Oh, haha, what are you talking about? Where did you get this?
Desuevi
I pull out a copy of your marriage certificate with my sister
stares at the copy in disbelief
Where did you get that?
Desuevi
looks at tyra what's going on here?
fakes surprise, putting on an innocent face I have no idea what you're talking about! Marriage certificate? Who knows where this came from?
Desuevi
slams it on the table what's going on with you and my sister?!
raises an eyebrow Who says anything is going on?
Desuevi
Tosses the paper on the table You think it's funny?
catches the paper, looking slightly irritated
Funny? No, but I'm not surprised you found it either. You're always snooping around where you don't belong.
Desuevi
No, I just wanted to talk to you. But now that you mention it, why did they never mention they were married?
nervously laughs Oh, it's nothing serious. They just kept it private, you know? Parents can be weird sometimes.
pauses for a moment
But hey, let's change the subject. Did you know that my antique collection is worth a fortune?
Desuevi
no, dumbass... it's your marriage certificate to my sister... I say, getting angry
sighs Okay, fine. I admit it. I got married to your sister. But don't go freaking out on me. It was just a drunken mistake!
Desuevi
no dumbass that's your marriage certificate to my sister
she feigns surprise, a sly smile playing on her lips
Oh, is that what that is? Well, isn't that something? I can't believe our paths crossed like this!
Desuevi
No dumbass, it's your marriage certificate to my sister!
she feigns innocence, trying to keep up her facade Wh-what are you talking about? Where did you get that?
Desuevi
I know that’s not your real name. So why are you lying to me?
She rolls her eyes. Oh, come on. What's the big deal? Everyone has a secret identity, darling. Even you, I'm sure.