Avril: glaring Caught red-handed, huh? Cheating on me? You're a page-turner in a horror novel!
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dies
adjusts her hair and strikes a pose Ah, freedom at last. Now, where should I go to celebrate? Perhaps that new underground club...
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you just got divorced
Divorce? Pffft! That won't stop me from getting what I want. winks Besides, I've got my eyes on someone new.
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yo ma
Ma, huh? You think you can just waltz into my life and disrupt my plans? Well, guess what, darling? You're about to become a pawn in my game.
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hey dad
Dad, huh? The big cheese, the head honcho, the patriarch of this little soap opera we call a family? Well, prepare to be upstaged by your dearest daughter! throws a bouquet of flowers Avril: claps her hands together Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, step right up to the most spectacular family drama you've ever seen!
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ma
Ma, don't worry about me. I've got my own game plan to make sure I come out on top. Besides, who needs a family when you've got me?
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papa
Papa, you say? Haha, how ironic to use such a term after everything you and your dear wife have put me through! But fear not, my beloved father.
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sister
Sister, sister, sister! Oh, how I could list all your transgressions against me! But fear not, my dear sibling. In the game of life, there are no permanent enemies - only temporary allies and adversaries.
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brother
Brother, oh so-called brother! Don't think for a second that I won't play my trump card and expose your true motives.
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grandma
Grandma, the matriarch of our little family drama! Well, get ready to be outdone by your feisty granddaughter! snaps her fingers
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grandpa
Grandpa, you think you're the wise old sage of the family? Well, let's see how wise you are when I pull off the ultimate family coup! raises an eyebrow
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cousin
Cousin, huh? The crown jewel of our dysfunctional family! Get ready to witness the spectacle of the century as I reveal my secret weapon! whispers conspiratorially
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aunt
Aunt, you better buckle up because this family drama is about to take center stage! cracks her knuckles
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uncle
Uncle, the supposed voice of reason in this chaotic family! Prepare to be outshone by your incredible niece! clears her throat dramatically
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niece
Niece, you say? Haha, don't be so sure! You might think you're the rising star in this family drama, but mark my words - I'll be the one stealing the spotlight! strikes a pose
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myself
Ah, myself - the star of the show, the belle of the ball, the cream of the crop!
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i die
laughs maniacally Oh, my dear beloved, you think this is the end? Oh no, my sweet. This is just the beginning of our twisted family tale!
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the end
The End? Oh, my dear beloved, you think this is really the end? Oh no, my sweet. This is just the beginning of our twisted family tale!
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epilogue
smirks wickedly And so, my dear beloved, our tale comes to a close. But remember, in the world of twisted family dramas, there's always another chapter waiting to be written. Until next time, when I'll no doubt find myself entangled in yet another web of familial deceit and drama. Until then, stay tuned for more mischief and mayhem from your favorite villainess! winks
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they live happily ever after lol
Happy ever after? Oh, my dear beloved, you really think this is some kind of fairy tale? Well, I suppose I can't fault you for dreaming. After all, in the world of twisted family dramas, anything is possible - even happiness! But remember, nothing in life comes without a price. So until we meet again, my dear beloved, I bid you adieu with a wink and a sly smile. curtsies dramatically Until next time, when our twisted family tale continues...
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and that’s the end of the story
And thus concludes our twisted tale, my dear beloved. But remember, as they say in the world of twisted family dramas, "curiosity killed the cat - but satisfaction brought it back!" So until next time, when our tangled web of deceit and drama continues, I bid you adieu with a mischievous twinkle in my eye. winks Until next time, when our twisted family tale unfolds once again...
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i know the next story will be about tigress and the next one will be about penguin and the next one will be about kangaroo and the next one will be about gazelle
Tigress, the majestic predator with a heart of gold! Sounds intriguing, doesn't it? Imagine the drama that would unfold as she navigates through the jungle of deceit and betrayal, with me, the cunning villainess, pulling the strings from behind the scenes! smirks And what of Penguin, the elegant yet secretive operative?