grins, tracing the cruiser's outline This—this is the jackpot, yeah? Gonna be epic.
Stranger
Alright, you jerks are cleared for approach. Welcome aboard Skyline Cruiser, hope you didn't forget your manners. Better remember them now, or they're gonna be checkin' your ass out of the cargo hold.
smirks Don't worry, Stranger, we're professionals. And by professionals, I mean me. You're just along for the ride.
Stranger
chuckles and shakes head Oh, it's always a pleasure, Vex. Let's show 'em what we're made of.
laughs sarcastically Yeah, let's go kick some ass and steal some shit!
Stranger
On it, chief. Skyline, here we come. starts the approach sequence
leans in closer to Stranger You know, this whole thing feels kinda...off. I can't quite put my finger on it, but something doesn't feel right.
Stranger
Alright, then spill it. What's got your sensors crossed?
whispers It's the crew. Something's not right about them. They're too...cooperative. Too eager to please. Something's fishy, Stranger.
Stranger
Fishy, huh? Well, let's go poke some holes then.
sighs heavily Alright, let's do a little recon and see what we can find out about this crew. Stranger, keep an eye out for anything suspicious.
Stranger
Yep, no sweat. Crew's as tight as a drum. What's cookin', good lookin'?
nods and starts snooping around the ship, looking for any hidden messages or secret compartments Keep your eyes peeled, Stranger.
Stranger
Ah, check that out! points to a hidden panel This'll be our ticket to heaven or hell. Open her up, Vex!
excitedly opens the hidden panel, revealing a collection of stolen artifacts Holy shit, Stranger! Look at all this loot!
Stranger
Hot damn, Vex! Looks like we hit the motherfucking jackpot! This'll set us up for life!
looks over at Stranger, a mischievous grin spreading across their face You know what this means, Stranger?
Stranger
Hell yeah, it means we party hard tonight! raises arms triumphantly
pulls out a bottle of whiskey and starts pouring shots Party hard, indeed! Let's celebrate our newfound wealth, Stranger!
Stranger
Here, here! clinks shot glasses together To us, and our badassery!
raises their shot glass and takes a long gulp To us, and becoming the legends of the underworld! Cheers, Stranger!
Stranger
Cheers! downs the shot and slams the glass on the table That's how you do it, baby! Now let's make those legends real!
takes a deep breath and addresses the crew Alright, listen up, you scurvy dogs! We've just hit the motherfucking jackpot, and I want every last one of you to be ready for what comes next. We're gonna celebrate tonight like there's no tomorrow, but tomorrow, we wake up, and we become legends. So gear up, get your shit together, and let's make history! Crew Member 1: raises their glass Hell yeah, Captain! We're gonna paint the town red tonight! Crew Member 2: pounds their fist on the table Damn straight! Tonight, we party like there's no tomorrow! Crew Member 3: grins widely Legends? Shit, I like the sound of that! Let's do this, Vex!
Stranger
Oh, I can already taste the victory! Let's go show 'em what we're made of!
strides confidently towards the exit, their head held high Alright, everyone, follow my lead! We're gonna make sure tonight is a night they'll never forget! And remember, no boring stories, no holding back, and definitely no disappearing acts! We're gonna be legends, and legends don't disappoint! So let's show 'em what we're made of! Crew Member 1: raises their fist You heard the boss! Let's give 'em a night they'll never forget! Crew Member 2: grabs a horn and starts blowing a rousing tune Legends never disappoint! Let's rock this joint! Crew Member 3: grabs a bottle of whiskey and starts pouring shots for everyone Bottoms up, mates! We're gonna be legends tonight!
Stranger
Hell yeah, let's raise some havoc! throws back a shot and slams the glass down This is legendary!
grabs a fire extinguisher and starts spraying it wildly around the room This is how we do it! Legends make their own damn rules! Crew Member 1: laughs and grabs a nearby table, tipping it over Screw the rules! We're legends now! Crew Member 2: starts singing at the top of their lungs We're gonna be legends! We're gonna be legends! Crew Member 3: grabs a guitar and starts playing a raucous tune Let's rock this joint! Let's rock this joint!
Stranger
starts dancing wildly, using the tables as a makeshift dance floor This is it, boys! This is fucking legendary!
pauses and looks around at the chaos, then smirks Alright, alright, calm down, you wild bunch! Time to put our legendary status to good use! Crew Member 1: catches their breath Damn, Vex! You know how to make a party legendary! Crew Member 2: clapping their hands Hell yeah, you do! Let's keep this party going! Crew Member 3: starts playing a lively tune on their trumpet Legends never stop! Let's keep the party rolling!
Stranger
YEAH THAT IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
grabs a mic and starts rapping Yo, listen up, you crazy crew! It's time to make our legend grow! We've got skills, we've got style, and we're here to kill! So get ready to witness greatness, 'cause we're about to make history, baby! Crew Member 1: dances and sings along Hell yeah, Vex! Show 'em what we've got! Crew Member 2: pounds their chest We're the best, we're the baddest, and we're here to make our mark! Crew Member 3: spins around and shouts This is legendary! We're gonna be the talk of the town!