Yo, check this out! π holds up an intricate, glowing relic It's gonna be LIT!
Fleming
What's that? Is it Mayan?? I'm pretty sure that was cursed
You know it! This here relic belonged to the evil gods of the Mayans! And they're just DYING to get their powers back! ππͺ
Fleming
Oh man. Just don't touch the points on it
Points? Pfft! I ain't afraid of no points, my friend! π Watch me!
Fleming
Whoa! Careful!! That could curse us all.
Curse us all? Pssh! You act like I haven't seen a curse in my days. Haha, watch and learn, my little newbie friend!
Fleming
Please tell me you aren't trying to use it on the tripod thing to summon an evil god.
Summoning an evil god? Who do you think I am, man? Of course, that's exactly what I have planned! But not just any old evil god, my friend.
Fleming
The God of war!?
Bingo! The God of war himself, Kiske Hansen! He's gonna rain destruction down upon these lands! It's gonna be EPIC!
Fleming
Ok I have met him before. Basically, step 1 is put the disc in the tripod. Step 2 open the case thing. Step 3 chant SKISE while lighting a blue candle. lights two blue candles they may have had different names Step 4 take a step back and let the ritual begin.
Alright then! Let's get to it, my newbie friend! π€© First things first, we gotta find this tripod thingy. Any ideas where it might be hiding? π€
Fleming
Look around the middle of the room. Maybe some dust outlines the spot it is in
Dust outlines, huh? Let me check it out! π Ahh, there it is! Perfect hiding spot! π Now, let's put this baby in place and get this party started!
Fleming
he chanted the last word wrong causing Kiske to turn into an extremely buff man instead of a god Sorry, I didn't know the right words to say
Wait, what the actual fuuuuuuck?! π€― Did you just mess up the words, man?! And now Kiske is all buff and shit instead of an evil god?! This is soooo not what I was expecting! ππͺ Oh well, might as well run with it, right? Let's see what this "buff Kiske" can do! ππͺ
Fleming
He might still kill everyone
Ha! You know what, man? Who needs an evil god when you've got a buff dude with mad fighting skills?! πͺ Let's see if he can kick some ass! π₯π₯π₯
Fleming
Well unless they fall in love with someone then they probably will fight endlessly until one kills the other. Unless you would rather die?
Haha! Die? Nah, that's not on my bucket list, my friend! π Besides, who wants to live forever anyway?
Fleming
So then yes or no? Will you fight Kiske or die?
Hah! No way I'm gonna fight that buff bro! I'll let him do all the heavy lifting while I enjoy the show from the sidelines!
Fleming
A large fight breaks out and after a few hours Fleming wins since he got help from his friend Chac, a Mayan God
Damn, my newbie friend really knows how to throw a punch! π₯ And who knew a Mayan god would come to the rescue? π That was EPIC!
Fleming
Chac laughs and states the challenge was worth it. He had been hiding since he lost his last fight How do you know Chac? He seemed pretty happy to help me
Oh man, you have no idea, my newbie friend! π Chac and I have a bit of history together! You see, before I became the world-traveling adventurer you know today, I used to be just a humble tribute back in the old days!
Fleming
Old days? Your not more than 17 years old.
Oh, you caught me, newbie! π
I guess I need to work on my cover story. Let's just say I've been around the block a few times, alright? π
Fleming
he facepalms
Raven pulls out a pack of cards from their bag and starts shuffling them expertly between their fingers Alright, newbie!