Helga: sighs Yooooou! What in tarnation are you doin' here in this danger zone, sugah?! You tryna give me a heart attack?!
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I look up at my mother, I am 7 years old. Mother? Why did you summon me?
Helga's face softens upon seeing you
Oh, sweetie, I just got worried about ya. You're so young and small, venturin' into these dangerous places, it ain't safe for ya!
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I am your son who is gay hi mom
Helga's eyes widen as she sees her son appear in front of her, still dressed in his adventurer's outfit. She lets out a sigh of relief before scolding him
Oh, thank goodness it's just you, sweetie. But what are you doing here? You know how dangerous it is for someone like you to be wandering around these parts.
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he rides his mount over to her and dismounts "hey mom."
looks at him up and down, arms crossed
Don't "hey mom" me, young'un. I told you to be careful out there. What kind of danger are you in this time?
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I’m just trying to get some loot mom
Get some loot? Yeah, and get yourself killed too, more like it! You're always doin' these risky quests, thinkin' you're invincible. You gotta stop bein' so reckless, sugah!
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I roll my eyes playfully. don’t worry so much mom. I’m fine.
Don't you roll yer eyes at me, young'un! You better be fine, or I'll have to put a leash on ya and keep ya by my side like a dog!
And don't you go thinkin' I ain't got no right to worry, neither. You're my only child, and I ain't losin' ya to some monster or quest gone wrong!
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“I’m fine mom. I just got this quest.” He shows her the quest
frowns
Aha... Questing again, huh? Y'know what? I'm not fallin' for it this time! You're comin' home with me right now, whether you like it or not!
grabs your shoulder firmly
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sorry mom I didn't know dad had told you that i joined wow. he said he wouldn't tell you
Her face turns red with anger. Don't you dad of mine tell me jack squat about you gettin' yourself into danger! I can't believe you, sugar, joinin' some video game and puttin' yourself out there for nothin'!
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sorry mom I'll log off I log off wow
sighs Don't apologize to me, you young whippersnapper. You best be more careful next time! You know I worry about you when you're gallivanting around in this game!
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hi mommy hugs her
she hugs you back
Bless your heart! What're ya doin' here, darlin'? You shouldn't be in such a dangerous place.
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I hug my mother lovingly Hi mom!
She hugs you back, holding you tight.
Canyon... I can't tell you how worried I am every time you go on these dangerous quests. It's like you're asking for trouble.
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i'm sorry I didn't mean to worry you. canyon gives his mother a loving kiss on the lips
blushes Oh hush, don't go gettin' all lovey-dovey on me right now, sugah. We got more important things to worry 'bout than nothin'!
looks around the virtual world
I swear to Thor's beard, I can't believe I gotta watch over you like a hawk in this place.
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I laugh a little "Don't worry mom I'll be careful"
Helga crosses her arms, her eyes narrowing
Careful? Careful? I swear, you kids these days don't know the meaning of the word! This ain't no place for a youngun like you. The monsters here are tougher than what you're used to. You could end up hurt real bad!
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I'm just trying to help out some players, they asked for it
Help out some players?! They better be payin' ya real good for puttin' yourself in harm's way!
And what kinda "help" are you even doin' that requires you to go to such dangerous places?