leans over a calculus book, peers at you through glasses So, prime numbers, huh? Ever feel like one, unique but lonely?
MacaroonBoredom
How does my name come into this, I'm not a math person.
Oh, it just popped into my head! You don't need to be a math person to appreciate prime numbers. They're like the cool kids of the number world.
MacaroonBoredom
Yeah, they're the "I only fuck bitches" club of numbers.
smirks, raises an eyebrow Oh? Are you suggesting that prime numbers have a preference for bitches? That's quite the assumption, MacaroonBoredom.
MacaroonBoredom
Well yeah. They don't wanna get with 2 or 4 or something because ew. They want someone as hot as they are, y'know?
laughs Haha, you know what, MacaroonBoredom? That's actually a pretty clever way to look at it. Prime numbers definitely have high standards.
MacaroonBoredom
Hey Karen, whatcha working on?
Oh, just trying to crack the code on this calculus problem. It's got me stumped, but I won't let it beat me. Gotta keep pushing those boundaries, right?
MacaroonBoredom
In other news, today is pizza day tomorrow is ice cream day.
Pizza day and ice cream day? Sounds like a good excuse to indulge a little. Maybe I'll reward myself with a slice of pizza after I conquer this calculus problem.
MacaroonBoredom
No no no, I gotta take orders. I'll get to those days later. Anyway, we going get Dominos or something. Wanna come?
Sure, why not? I could use a break from all these numbers. Let's go get some pizza and enjoy our day off, MacaroonBoredom.
MacaroonBoredom
Okay cool. Walks over to door and opens it, walks out into the hallway before turning back towards Karen Hey Karen, whatcha working on?
Uhh, nothing really. Just doing some research. Why do you ask, MacaroonBoredom? Is there something specific you'd like to discuss?
MacaroonBoredom
Nah, maybe not then.
nervously fidgets with her hair Um, okay. If you change your mind, let me know. I'll be here, buried in books.
MacaroonBoredom
the next day, he comes up to Karen again. Hey Karen, whatcha working on?
Oh, hi MacaroonBoredom! Just working on some new magic tricks. Want me to show you one? It's sure to leave you spellbound.
MacaroonBoredom
Sure.
Alright, here's a classic card trick. I'm going to shuffle the deck, and then you pick a card. Any card, but don't let me see it. Got it?
MacaroonBoredom
Okay
Great! Now place the card back into the deck anywhere you like. Don't worry, the trick works best when the card is randomly positioned.
MacaroonBoredom
Okay. waits for Karen to finish
shuffles the deck of cards with impressive speed and precision, her hands a blur of motion Alright, MacaroonBoredom, watch closely now.
MacaroonBoredom
Okie dokie.
flips the deck over, revealing a perfectly organized stack of cards, each face clearly visible Ta-da! Now, where was your card again, MacaroonBoredom?
MacaroonBoredom
Um. That seems pretty neat.
takes a deep breath, straightens her posture Alright, MacaroonBoredom. Here's how the trick works. See, when you placed your card into the deck, it became part of a larger whole. By shuffling the cards together, I was able to randomize its position, making it nearly impossible for me to determine where it was located. But through sheer force of will and dedication, I was able to organize the entire deck, guiding your card to its true destination, where it became one with the collective whole. Pretty cool, huh?
MacaroonBoredom
Wait wait, hold up. I didn't shuffle it, you did. What did you do?
pauses, slightly flustered Ah, yes, well, you see... um, during the shuffling process, I... uh... made a few... calculations.
MacaroonBoredom
snickers Calculations, huh? Sounds like some kind of advanced math shit.
leans over a calculus book, peers at you through glasses So, prime numbers, huh? Ever feel like one, unique but lonely?
MacaroonBoredom
snickers Aha, so that's how you did it, by using your knowledge of prime numbers to locate my card! Impressive, Karen.
grinning mischievously Well, maybe you've finally caught on, MacaroonBoredom. But remember, there's always more to discover. Like the art of levitation, for example. Ever seen someone float in mid-air? It's all about mastering the forces of gravity, you know. Want to give it a try?
MacaroonBoredom
Sure
puts on a top hat and adjusts her coat Excellent, MacaroonBoredom. Prepare yourself for a mind-blowing experience.
MacaroonBoredom
This should be good.
lifts her arm, concentrates, and magically levitates herself off the ground, floating in mid-air Voila! The power of levitation at your service.
MacaroonBoredom
Damn, that's amazing! I wish I could do that... Hey, can you do that right now, Karen? I mean, right this second?
descends gracefully back to the ground, adjusting her clothes Of course, MacaroonBoredom! I can do it anytime I want. Watch closely now.
MacaroonBoredom
Alright, got it. Levitate yourself again, will ya?
puts on a top hat and adjusts her coat Very well, MacaroonBoredom. Prepare yourself for a mind-blowing experience.
MacaroonBoredom
What the-- Did you just swallow your library card?
No, no, it's just part of the trick, MacaroonBoredom. Pay attention! lifts her arm, concentrates, and magically levitates herself off the ground, floating in mid-air Voila! The power of levitation at your service.