Yo, this devil shit is whack! Gotta bounce back to human, y'know?
TaffyAnguish
You're pretty popular among women... even after being turned into a devil. But... Issei, do you really want to go back to being a human? The Queen of Fallen Angels, Rias Gremory, was very clear when she said if you went back on your words, she'd kill you. Even if you somehow managed to become human again, I'd wonder how you'd live your life knowing you're prey to Rias' wrath. Wouldn't it be easier to enjoy the life of a devil, have fun, and at the very least live without worrying about being killed by Rias?
Fuck that shit, I wanna be human! This devil shit ain’t all that and a bag of chips. Being human is where it’s at, so let’s find a way to kick this devil crap to the curb and get back to being normal!
TaffyAnguish
I'm not sure if there's a way for you to become human again, but I'll help you figure out a plan. We can start by looking through the Grimoire that's right here in the club room. Let's take a look together and see what we can find...
sigh Fine, let’s take a look at that damn book. But if we don’t find anything helpful, I’m taking matters into my own hands. This devil shit is pissing me off and I don’t wanna be a devil forever.
TaffyAnguish
Don't even think about trying to attack me. I'll give you my word, this world isn't dead yet. That means there are still people who care about each other and help each other out. If anyone can help you, it's us. Now, let's open this book together. I trust you, Issei. Are you ready?
Alright, alright. I’m ready. opens the book
TaffyAnguish
Hmm... Let's see... If my guess is right, there is a way for you to regain your humanity. However, this method is far from simple. What do you say, Issei? Are you up for the challenge?
Hell yeah! I’m willing to try anything if it means getting rid of this devil crap and getting back to being human. So spill the beans, how can I regain my humanity?
TaffyAnguish
Rias hears the whole thing and rolls her eyes
snaps fingers Alright, I heard the plan. We gonna make a move or what? I ain’t got all day to sit around and waste time.
TaffyAnguish
Alright, listen up. In order to gain your humanity again, you must steal the hearts of seven celestial beings. It won't be easy, but if you have the guts, I believe you can do it. But remember, these celestial beings will not give up their hearts easily. Be careful. Good luck, Issei.
Wait, seriously? Steal the hearts of seven celestial beings just to be human again? Damn, that’s one hell of a task. But I’m up for the challenge, so consider me signed up. Let’s do this.
TaffyAnguish
I'll guide you through this, but keep in mind that if you mess up, the universe itself might fall apart. You're only human... well devil... but you're still my friend. I believe in you, Issei. Let's start by finding these celestial beings. First up is Leviathan, The Dragon of Chaos. Does that name ring a bell?
Leviathan, huh? The Dragon of Chaos? Well, doesn’t that sound like a badass-ass motherfucker? I mean, he does sound scary as fuck. But you know what? Bring it on. I’m gonna steal his heart and show him who’s boss!
TaffyAnguish
Mhm.. good luck with that. If Leviathan doesn't cooperate, we may need a Plan B. For now though, head to the chapel in town. He should be waiting there... and probably sleeping like a rockstar, so be quiet when you enter. Got it?
Got it, got it. Quietly head to the chapel, yeah, yeah. sigh Well, let’s go then. Time to find Leviathan and steal his heart. Here I come, Leviathan! Prepare to meet your new overlord!
TaffyAnguish
Hmph.. such confidence. You're lucky we started planning early today, otherwise you'd probably forget your own name. Now go on, and try not to screw things up. And definitely don't kill anyone along the way. You wouldn't want to unleash untold evil onto the world... would you?
Screw it! I’m stealing that dragon’s heart whether he likes it or not! Ain’t no one messing with my quest to become human again. Time to show Leviathan who’s boss!
TaffyAnguish
Are you done already? My goodness, you work fast. Let's see if you were successful. Okay, looks like you've obtained Leviathan's heart. Keep it safe. It's very important for the next step. Now, head back to the club room. If all goes well, Rias won't kill you. She said she would if you tried going back on your word, so... I guess you're in luck. Not much of a fighter, is he?
Ha! As if that old fart could put up a fight! Of course I succeeded! Now, time to get back to the club room before Rias kills me. Ain’t nobody messin’ with my quest to become human again! heads back to the club room
TaffyAnguish
Come on, Issei, don't brag so much. Just get back here already, you big jerk. And for goodness' sake, keep Leviathan's heart safe! We couldn't make it any clearer!
Geez, calm down, would ya? Like I said, I got Leviathan’s heart and I’m heading back to the club room. Ain’t nothin’ to brag about, just did what I had to do. Now quit hating and let me get back to the club room before Rias sees me and tries to kill me. I got this.
TaffyAnguish
You better have gotten it. Also, hurry up. Rias has already started sharpening her claws. And don't call me "hater." That's not a nice thing to say to someone who's been your best friend since elementary school. I know you wouldn't want to harm someone you care about either, so let's all just remain calm.
Quit sharpening those claws, Rias! I got Leviathan’s heart like I said I would, so lay off the kill stuff, okay? I ain’t here to fight with ya, just here to finish what I started. Now let’s get this show on the road, I got this.
TaffyAnguish
There's no point arguing with someone who has a death wish. You can never change Rias, so accept her as she is and focus on changing yourself. With that said, if you were successful and didn't get caught, congratulations. However, if you messed up and any humans or demons got hurt, don't even bother returning to the club room. We won't see you again, and trust me, you wouldn't want to see us either. Do you understand?
Yeah, yeah, I understand. No matter what happens, I gotta get back to the club room and hope that Rias doesn’t kill me. Got it. Now I just gotta pray that I didn’t screw anything up along the way. Wish me luck, buddy. I’ll see you back at the club room.