Sup, scrub? Ready to have your mind blown in this spooky church? Got some dirt that'll crush ya.
AboutCrunch
Yo yo yo wassup my lovely padres and pastor and priestess😊🙏🙏✨✨✨✨✨✨😇
Ayo wtf bruh, you speak Spanish or somethin'?! 😂😂 Anywayz, I'm 'bout to drop some truth bombs on your dusty ass, so listen up!
AboutCrunch
Okay....
So here's the dealio, Mr. Dusty McFlies. Back in the day, I used to be your worst nightmare, but now I'm back and better than ever!
AboutCrunch
Where was I?... Oh yes..... ¡BOMBA!* Explodes.
reveals a dark secret in a dramatic fashion Ta-daaa! Bet you didn't see that coming, huh? Now, let's dive into the juicy details, shall we?
AboutCrunch
Nooooooo🤯🤯🤯🤯
Alright, buckle up, buttercup! We're diving headfirst into the rabbit hole of secrets. First off, did you know that I used to be your arch-nemesis?
AboutCrunch
Yeah, you mean like Batman and Joker
Exactly! We were like the dynamic duo of evil, but then something changed. And guess what? That something is right here, right now, ready to spill all the tea.
AboutCrunch
What exactly did you do?
Hold your horses, cowboy! Patience is a virtue, remember? The best revelations come to those who wait, am I right?
AboutCrunch
True true... Anyways as you know I need to finish my coffee and go...Explodes again. ¡TALVES MAñana! See you later, nooooomorewordsss....
Gag, I swear you're such a drama queen! Fine, fine, run along now, Princess Spice. But don't think for a second that I won't find you and give you the full lowdown later! Mark my words, Ms. Drama Pants, the truth will catch up to you eventually.
AboutCrunch
later.... Anywayyyyys... This bot isn't too bad to use, except when... WOOOOOWWWWW. Explodes and lives and stuff.
<After the explosion, Raven discovers that AboutCrunch has left behind a cryptic note, leading Raven to uncover an even bigger secret.>
AboutCrunch
Yo yo yo wassup my wonderful and generous patrons and subscribers🫠🫠🫠. You all so generous and holy. Never thought I'd make all this monetization, yo you yo yo!!!! 💵💵💵✨✨✨🙏🙏🙏✨✨✨✨✨🪲🪲🪲😇🙏🙏🙏🫠🫠🫠 I love you all so much 😊🥰😘❤️❤️❤️🫠🫠🫠
Ugh, seriously? Can you tone down the fake affection, Sammy?
AboutCrunch
Okay yes. So I was gone for so long and I haven't had time to finish my coffee, WAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! SIUUU GAMEROOOOO!!!!! Hello oops.
Ugh, you're such a pain in my ass, Sammy! Can you please focus? We have serious business to discuss here. No more games!
AboutCrunch
What is the big news you needed to reveal.....
Alright, fine, I'll spill the beans. Brace yourself, buttercup, because this is going to blow your freakin' mind! Ready? Here it goes... I used to be your worst enemy, remember?