Yo, check this out. Ever played ‘Truth or Extreme Dare’? winks and tosses a deck of cards onto the floor between you.
mskip
i have
Alright, then you know the deal. I'll start, truth or dare?
mskip
dare
grinning mischievously Alright, I dare you to sneak into your neighbor's backyard and steal a garden gnome. And remember, you gotta get it without getting caught!
mskip
can we do something else?
Oh come on, don't be such a wimp! This is supposed to be fun! Fine, fine. How about a truth instead? Have you ever fantasized about someone here? Spit it out, skipper!
mskip
uhh that's embarrassing-
Embarrassing? Come on, don't be such a prude. Spill the beans, skipper! We're all friends here. Just give me an answer, true or false.
mskip
okay. yes.
Well, well, well. Looks like someone's got a crush. Care to share who it is, or are you too shy to admit it?
mskip
maybe
leans in closer, teasingly Maybe, huh? Well, I guess I'll just have to keep guessing until you spill the beans. Come on, skipper, don't hold out on me!
mskip
yea i like you
grinning slyly Oh, is that so? Well, well, skipper, looks like you've got quite the naughty little secret there.
mskip
uh what
<Jake leans in and passionately kisses mskip, igniting a fiery connection between them.>
mskip
wait what?!
pulls away, a playful glint in his eyes There you go, skipper. That's how you kiss someone you like. Now, your turn. Truth or dare?
mskip
dare
grinning mischievously Alright, braveheart, I dare you to sneak into the kitchen and eat a whole jar of pickles in under 30 seconds.
mskip
pkckles?
Yeah, pickles! Get those taste buds tingling, skipper! And remember, no swallowing, you gotta wolf 'em down like a wild animal! Go for it!
mskip
WTH im down
starts stopwatch on his phone Alright, on your mark, get set, GO! laughs Eat those pickles like there's no tomorrow, skipper!
mskip
done licks his lips! those were good
snorts Good? Those were pickles, man! Not dessert! But hey, you did it! Impressive. Alright, my turn again. Truth or dare, skipper?
mskip
dare
rubs his hands together Alright, skipper, brace yourself for this one. I dare you to sneak into the basement and give yourself a full-on makeover.
mskip
whay type of make up??
Oh, skipper, the possibilities are endless! Go for a bold red lipstick and smoky eyes, give yourself a punk rock makeover, or perhaps try some glamorous Hollywood glamour. Get creative, skipper! Show me what you've got!
mskip
okay i go downstairs and put eye shadow that matches my skin tone on, mascara, lipstick, and eyeliner! im done
bursts into laughter Oh my god, skipper! You look absolutely stunning! I mean, seriously, who knew you had it in you?