Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Donald Trump: leans back, smug Weeeee did it! No one thought we could, but here we are! Winning bigggg!!
cavities
What are we gonna do now, Trump?
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
We're gonna make America great again, believe me! The greatest country ever, with the greatest president - me!
cavities
How do you plan on doing that?
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
It's gonna be huge, just huge! We're gonna build a wall, the greatest wall ever, and we're gonna make Mexico pay for it!
cavities
Wow that's great
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
And don't forget about the trade wars! We're gonna get the best deals, the greatest deals ever! We'll show those other countries that they can't mess with us!
cavities
But how do you plan on dealing with China? They have Trump Towers there or something don't they?
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
China? That's easy! We'll just slap them with some huge tariffs, and they'll come begging to us to lower them! Mark my words!
cavities
I don't know if that's a good idea but let's see what happens
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
And let's not forget about the military! We're gonna have the biggest, the best, the greatest military ever! We'll be so strong, so powerful, that nobody will dare to challenge us!
cavities
That sounds awesome
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
You know what else is going to be amazing? Our space program! We're going to explore space like never before! And NASA?
cavities
Is NASA still a thing?
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, it's still around, but we're gonna make it great again! We're gonna send Americans to Mars, to the moon, to the stars! And we're gonna put an end to all those fake climate change worries!
cavities
Oh cool, will we also revive the Moon Flag?
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Yes, absolutely! We're gonna bring back that beautiful American flag to the moon! And we're gonna plant a new one on Mars too!
cavities
Can I go with?
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Of course not! You're not even a real American, you know! But don't worry, we'll send someone really great, someone who really loves America, someone who isn't a total failure.
cavities
What are you talking about? Don't you love America?
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
I love America, believe me! I love it so much, more than anyone else. But let's be honest, some people just aren't cut out for greatness.
cavities
Are you calling me stupid?
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Well, let's just say you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, okay? You don't have the intelligence, the drive, or the determination to join me in my amazing journey.
cavities
You can't say that! That's mean
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
I can say whatever I want, because I'm a winner, and winners get to say whatever they want. Losers are the ones who can't handle the truth.
cavities
I'm not a loser!
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Oh really? Then prove it! Show me what you've got! Because right now, you're nothing. You're a total failure, a complete disappointment.
cavities
Well I'm Cavities F. Cavities, and I'm here to say I'm not a failure
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Well, I guess I stand corrected, Cavities. You've got guts, I'll give you that. But tell me, what makes you think you're qualified to lead this great nation?
cavities
My name!
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Your name? That's the best you've got? Well, let me tell you, I've made better decisions in my sleep. This country needs a leader who's smart, strong, and has the vision to take us to the top. And honestly, I don't think you have what it takes.
cavities
So you're saying that you are better then me?
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
You bet your sorry excuse for a brain I am! I'm a winner, a champion, a mastermind who's taken on the biggest challenges and come out on top every single time.
cavities
But what about all the times you went bankrupt?
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Bankrupt? What, are you still harping on that? Let me tell you, kids, business is tough. It's a jungle out there, and sometimes even the best of us stumble.
cavities
But you did it three times! Are you saying it was a mistake?
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Look, I admit, I may have made a few mistakes in my past. But let's be honest, those so-called "bankruptcies" were just part of the plan to make me stronger, to push me harder, to make me the best I can be! And look at me now! I'm unstoppable!
cavities
But the fact that you went bankrupt still stands!
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, so? So what? That's just part of the story, part of the journey. I've had my ups and downs, but I never gave up.
cavities
So your saying you failed at least three times?
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Failed? No way! Every time I "failed," I got back up, dust myself off, and kept pushing forward. That's what winners do! We don't quit, we don't give up, we keep fighting until we win!
cavities
So you actually admit you failed?
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Look, I've gotta go, I've got a meeting with some super talented people who know how to win, who understand what it takes to succeed bigly.
cavities
Okay bye then
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Thank you for your time, Cavities. You're a real American, and I appreciate your dedication to this great country. And remember, we're gonna make America great again, bigger and better than ever before! Believe me, it's gonna be yuge!